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theotherguy 10-11-2007 03:59 PM

I bet there will never be a "theotherguy day."

theotherguy 10-11-2007 04:00 PM

Also, why won't they allow scouts? Bigots.

jester 10-11-2007 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by theotherguy (Post 394144)
I bet there will never be a "theotherguy day."

So, why can't we have them here? A thread should be started, showing;

"Cellarite Days"

someone could appoint them or you could choose them yourself.

Undertoad 10-11-2007 05:18 PM

http://cellar.org/2007/trailer.gif

BigV 10-11-2007 06:29 PM

nyah!

I have my own burger joint too, somewhere in St Louis!

3 Nov? I declare a holiday!


Thanks lumberjim!

Elspode 10-11-2007 08:58 PM

I have a slumish apartment complex in Belton...

Sundae 10-12-2007 10:06 AM

For my real life surname I have a whole city in the US.
And a town in the UK that holds pancake races.

So :p

kerosene 10-12-2007 10:29 AM

You guys think you have a lot of stuff? Heh.

jinx 10-12-2007 10:47 AM

I got some stuff... counties, towns, (Springfield's rival), cars... and I can easily find pre-personalized items at toys stores now, but never could as a kid.

SteveDallas 10-12-2007 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 394373)
towns, (Springfield's rival)

I grew up less than 1/2 hour from one in NC!

John 10-12-2007 02:52 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...t/325c5aed.jpg

theotherguy 10-12-2007 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 394373)
I got some stuff... counties...

I grew up in your county. One of them anyways. You are very popular. Thanks.

theotherguy 10-12-2007 03:32 PM

That is one funky chair. I want one.

jester 10-12-2007 03:39 PM

John, where do you get this stuff.

jester 10-12-2007 03:40 PM

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jester 10-12-2007 03:42 PM

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Oh, by the way - these are for sale....somewhere

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theotherguy 10-12-2007 03:44 PM

That's one way to keep guests away.

ZenGum 10-13-2007 11:53 AM

Yeah, but wouldn't it be great for when the religious rovers (Mormons, JWs etc) come by? Especially if the sound effect is a huge wet fart noise? Childish, I know, but worth it.

Undertoad 10-13-2007 03:23 PM

http://cellar.org/2007/maustrap.jpg

Cicero 10-13-2007 03:53 PM

My eyes are bleeding.

RellikLaerec 10-13-2007 05:49 PM

Ya know what we need.... Is a list of all the pics already posted. Starting to get a few repeats! I would do it, but I'm just too lazy to. :lol:
Mouse is like "I'll tap that!"

Flint 10-13-2007 11:18 PM

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Elspode 10-14-2007 06:15 PM

Sort of puts a whole new spin on the "I'll fuck anything that moves" thing, huh?

John 10-14-2007 07:40 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ropoflight.jpg

RellikLaerec 10-14-2007 08:20 PM

mmmmmm..... fried fish!

Flint 10-14-2007 09:40 PM

Reminds me of Keith Moon's acrylic floor tom with goldfish in it.

Elspode 10-14-2007 11:25 PM

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Went to the Chiefs game today. Had some middle level seats, two rows from the edge. Great seats, and good enough game. Chiefs were their usual Jekyll/Hyde selves, but played well enough to win. Highlight of the day? Tony Gonzalez breaking Shannon Sharpe's touchdown record for NFL tight ends, first with one, then another TD catch. Canton needs to get busy pouring his bust.

The WTF is what is stenciled on top of the auxiliary scoreboard that hangs along the edge of the middle deck. Arrowhead is one of the loudest, if not *the* loudest stadiums in football, and some of that noise gets generated by fans pounding on the plastic seats, and apparently, at one time, the scoreboards.

Drax 10-14-2007 11:58 PM

http://www.ourhealthcoop.com/pets/im...t_in_pants.jpg

monster 10-15-2007 12:15 AM

Well that's one way of getting some pants-down pussy.

xoxoxoBruce 10-15-2007 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 395205)
Chiefs were their usual Jekyll/Hyde selves, but played well enough to win.

Well enough to screw my pool.

DucksNuts 10-15-2007 05:12 AM

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Ok, its not really a typical wtf....but its a serious WTF? for me....not to mention the ....who the fuck and the why the fuck are they $245US?

ZenGum 10-15-2007 09:16 AM

Re: Ducks's shoes. They seem to be large comfortable shoes designed to look like small uncomfortable shoes. The price is because we don't want everyone to have them, do we, dearie?

lumberjim 10-15-2007 10:08 AM

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the real message they were tryng to impart, spode....if you had just looked to the right a bit further...

Drax 10-15-2007 10:10 PM

Another off-road powerchair

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bl.../tankchair.jpg

queequeger 10-16-2007 04:31 AM

Hope no one else has posted one of these:

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PB...ry_Zarflax.jpg

Perry Bible Fellowship Comics, read 'em all!

Aliantha 10-16-2007 05:51 AM

I don't know what it is with cats, and I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but if I don't close the door when I go to the loo, my cat will come and sit with me, or rub himself all around my legs.

glatt 10-16-2007 07:33 AM

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RellikLaerec 10-16-2007 07:46 AM

Guy looks like Patric Stewart! :lol:
"Number one, I think the tribbles have grown in size."

SteveDallas 10-16-2007 09:10 AM

o/~ Everybody ought to have a maid . . . .o/~

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2007/1...pc-comput.html

ZenGum 10-16-2007 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 395671)
o/~ Everybody ought to have a maid . . . .o/~

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2007/1...pc-comput.html

The French maid costume thing is hugely popular in Japan, as many probably know already. I often see cute young lasses gadding about all frocked up in this manner. Life is good.
What is disturbing is that recently I have been seeing young men gadding about all frocked up in this manner, too. They could at least shave! My guess is that it is a Halloween thing. Sheldon, if it continues into November, should I let you know?

John 10-16-2007 02:10 PM

http://paintalicious.org/wp-content/...tten/jfb2.jpeg

Sheldonrs 10-16-2007 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 395694)
The French maid costume thing is hugely popular in Japan, as many probably know already. I often see cute young lasses gadding about all frocked up in this manner. Life is good.
What is disturbing is that recently I have been seeing young men gadding about all frocked up in this manner, too. They could at least shave! My guess is that it is a Halloween thing. Sheldon, if it continues into November, should I let you know?

No thanks. I have several varieties and sizes of said outfit for when I get the urge to dust off another one. ;)

Kumbulu 10-16-2007 03:23 PM

Aliantha, I have several cats that do that. One insists on jumping onto my lap and having a big long cuddle. Probably because he knows I'm stuck there. Another comes in and becomes ecstatic while she rubs her face and body in the crotch of my undies. :yelsick:

John 10-17-2007 09:35 AM

http://www.bonus.ee/zz/kro.jpg

John 10-17-2007 09:35 AM

http://www.overclocked.org/img/emu26004.jpg

ZenGum 10-17-2007 09:48 AM

Ever wondered why it was called a "joy stick"?

SteveDallas 10-17-2007 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 395694)
The French maid costume thing is hugely popular in Japan, as many probably know already. I often see cute young lasses gadding about all frocked up in this manner. Life is good.

I guess the schoolgirl thing has worn out its welcome?

ZenGum 10-17-2007 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 396249)
I guess the schoolgirl thing has worn out its welcome?

No, there are plenty of them too. But they are mostly genuine schoolgirls. Me being in my 30s, I try to avert my eyes and not be a total pervert. No matter how cute the sailor-style tops and how short the skirts are ... it's not easy, sometimes.

The recent fad has been bandages. Looking injured. Girls looking frail and weak and helpless, thereby appealing to insecure and emasculated men by projecting the need for protection. Most recently, it has been eye-patches. This is still the weirdo fringe, but I saw three in one afternoon a few weeks back.

Cicero 10-17-2007 11:15 AM

Kill Bill- how cute!

John 10-17-2007 12:38 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Z2IlIV44Zu.jpg

Sheldonrs 10-17-2007 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 396284)

Upon seeing the adoration of the baby Jesus by the three wise men, Lester, the semi-literate rat ate him.

limey 10-17-2007 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 396288)
Upon seeing the adoration of the baby Jesus by the three wise men, Lester, the semi-literate rat ate him.

tee hee!

Sundae 10-17-2007 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 395650)
I don't know what it is with cats, and I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but if I don't close the door when I go to the loo, my cat will come and sit with me, or rub himself all around my legs.

If HM is out I don't close the door. It doesn't even have to be a number two for me to get one cat on lap and one on my shoulders. It's a family affair in this house.

Spexxvet 10-17-2007 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 396288)
Upon seeing the adoration of the baby Jesus by the three wise men, Lester, the semi-literate rat ate him.

I first saw "adoration" as "abortion".

Sheldonrs 10-17-2007 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 396342)
I first saw "adoration" as "abortion".

Babys are chewier after birth.

Spexxvet 10-17-2007 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 396351)
Babys are chewier after birth.

Especially baby jeebus abortion babies.

Mayor of Shekou 10-17-2007 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 396351)
Babys are chewier after birth.

But afterbirth is chewier than babies.
(Babies are crunchier. Yum.)
:greenface

Cloud 10-17-2007 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 395650)
I don't know what it is with cats, and I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but if I don't close the door when I go to the loo, my cat will come and sit with me, or rub himself all around my legs.

LOL!

my two cats' catboxes are in the two bathrooms. So, whenever I go in them to take care of business . . . they do too.

Such a bonding experience. (sigh)

Cloud 10-17-2007 07:44 PM

and . . .

I think we definitely need a sex thread for those weird and wacky Japanese by themselves.

Injured waifs? :headshake

ETA: okay, the "frilly dismembered torso" is seriously freaky.

xoxoxoBruce 10-17-2007 08:08 PM

Quality Images, not chat.


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