It could be worse. That could be you/me.

or a colostomy bag....

You mean like this?

You know, I think that's the same brand that I use. Of course, she's a lot more bold than I.

TFSM for that. Some things just shouldn't be shared. I'm not being colostomist -I don't want to see anyone's poop.

Honey, that's why we wear the bags...so you don't have to see it.

I couldn't really tell from the picture if hers was a Hollister or a ConvaTec. I really ended up preferring the Hollisters, since they had the floating flange to the wafer that you didn't have to apply pressure to the abdomen to use. If you haven't tried them, you should. The clipless tail rocks. And their adhesive was a lot better than the others.

I have spent a lot of time wondering why they make clear bags ... momwolf was horrified by them, only wanted to use the opaque kind, which, incidentally, were made out of a "rustle free" material. Saddest thing ever was going through the catalog seeing the little baby-sized bags. There would usually be a baby-ostomy story in the newsletter, too.

Good luck not dreaming about this tonight...

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:eek: BASTARD!

Is that a bunch of little ones on the big one's back?

We want to help you with your problem but first you have to cop to the spiders on your back.

Spiders from Mars.

That'd be a big 10-4 there good buddy.

The *Original* Octo-Mom.