"natural" "synthetic"

This snagged my attention recently:

WTF? As opposed to...???

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As opposed to synthetic cooking oil. (Not trying to be glib, it's a real thing.) Mostly the synthetic oils are used in cosmetics, and to safely lubricate food processing machinery, but it can be and occasionally is used as an ingredient in actual food.

Frito-Lay just trying to recover from the Olestra oil anal leakage issue.

You say that like it's a bad thing. ;)

Isn't that what made such a mess of the Gulf of Mexico?

The world is a chicken!


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But it gets worse!


China is a chicken too!

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Stikin wit chikin...

Absolutely fucking MAD chicken beat-box. By a hot chick, no less.

Watch the other competitors when she brings up the mike the third time, every face goes "Oh, SHIT!"

Woody Guthrie's 1942 New Year's resolution list.

#3 "Wash teeth if any" :lol:

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That's great!

stickin wit chicken.... this one flew the humor coop:

What is the chicken's favorite composer?





















































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BAWK!

Little girl: Carry me, Bach!

Bach: Too old, Virginny!

Why did Beethoven kill all his chikins?

All they would say was Bach,bachbach,bachbachbach.

ETA: Anytime I hear someone imitate Schwartze--Schwarzzen--The Governator by saying "I'll be back", I say "Fine, you be Bach. I'll be Beethoven."
:D

Mr. Guthrie had very nice penmanship.

Check out these clouds in Alabama.

:eek:

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Wow! Never seen anything like that... is there any sort of explanation ?