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HungLikeJesus 09-13-2007 04:46 PM

Long ago these buildings were very far apart, and in between there was a large courtyard filled with chairs. Over time the buildings have moved closer and closer together.

That's my theory.

Shawnee123 09-13-2007 04:47 PM

That is a sound theory, and one that I am now subscribing to.

HungLikeJesus 09-13-2007 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 385056)
That is a sound theory, and one that I am now subscribing to.

The subscription price is $4.99/month. Pay to the tip mug.

xoxoxoBruce 09-13-2007 05:16 PM

No you're not. Probably the cellar hole of the building that was there.

Cicero 09-13-2007 05:21 PM

I need a copy of that. My husband and I are convinced that the random chairs we see on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, are actually on their way to a convention somewhere or something.
I now have proof!

glatt 09-14-2007 09:53 AM

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Here's a little transportation theme.

First we start with unusual cargo.

glatt 09-14-2007 09:54 AM

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More cargo:

glatt 09-14-2007 09:56 AM

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Now some wtf travel conditions:

glatt 09-14-2007 09:59 AM

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And some more bikes:

glatt 09-14-2007 10:00 AM

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And finally, some neat motorcycle pics:

Shawnee123 09-14-2007 10:06 AM

I really like the second picture: look how they wrote Toyota on the side of the car with some magic marker or something! :lol: They could have written Lamborghini and we never would have known the difference!

Sheldonrs 09-14-2007 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 385265)
More cargo:

I want the 2nd bike guys phone#!!! lol!!!

Shawnee123 09-14-2007 11:23 AM

Oh lord, Sheldon...that one even took me a second to get! lol!

Then I thought "he wants his phone number cause he likes his phone pole!"

Sheldonrs 09-14-2007 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 385296)
Oh lord, Sheldon...that one even took me a second to get! lol!

Then I thought "he wants his phone number cause he likes his phone pole!"

That's because it looks like he has a great LONG distance carrier. hahaha

Shawnee123 09-14-2007 11:46 AM

I can't even imagine who's in his "favorite five" It's all about networking, my friend.

Sheldonrs 09-14-2007 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 385307)
I can't even imagine who's in his "favorite five" It's all about networking, my friend.

That could be considered a left-handed compliment. ;)

Sheldonrs 09-14-2007 12:30 PM

A "News" article WTF moment
 
The "WTF" section has been highlighted.

"Jessica Simpson is allegedly planning to have a baby with her gay hairdresser.

The single actress - who has made no secret of her desire to have children and has spoken of adopting - is planning to have artificial insemination and her long-term friend and stylist Ken Paves wants to be the father.

A source told More magazine, "Jessica has considered adopting but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy.

:speechls: "She's an old-fashioned girl. :speechls: I'm sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.

"She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been.

"Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea.

"However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months."

Jessica recently admitted she was yearning for a baby, and was seriously considering adoption.

She said at the time, "I want to adopt before I actually have my own kids." Jessica, 27, finalised her divorce from Nick Lachey last June.

She has since dated singer John Mayer, who is now rumoured to be in a relationship with actress Cameron Diaz."


BEING ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED BY YOUR GAY HAIRDRESSER IS "OLD-FASHIONED"? My Grandma never mentioned it.

Shawnee123 09-14-2007 12:51 PM

What? Not even any courtin'? Not old fashioned!

John 09-14-2007 01:36 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42...06/usaneko.jpg

Pictures! More pictures, says I!

John 09-14-2007 01:44 PM

http://images.ifun.ru/4/4FJu3r8JWC.jpg

Drax 09-14-2007 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 385327)

:biglaugha

Drax 09-14-2007 02:15 PM

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/7...ntagram0yd.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 09-14-2007 08:53 PM

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Not to get pissy, but...

beauregaardhooligan 09-14-2007 10:13 PM

The only thing to beat a full house, a royal flush.

Elspode 09-15-2007 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Drax (Post 385344)

We Pagans have long taken pride in the design of DC. There was and is Mysticism in Washington, and other places around the world, with and without the direct input of the Masons.

Drax 09-15-2007 11:53 PM

My curiosity leads me to ask: Which Pagan religion are you?

xoxoxoBruce 09-16-2007 09:12 AM

Elspodeism, Drax... women all over the world, worship him.








aside ~ Spell check wanted to change Elspodeism to Despotism.

John 09-16-2007 10:38 AM

http://www.virulent.org/images/livej...noThinking.jpg

John 09-16-2007 10:39 AM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1122/...79b63515bd.jpg

Drax 09-16-2007 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 385656)
Despotism.

O, rly. What's your group called? The Cult Of Slavedriving Assholes?

Elspode 09-16-2007 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax (Post 385598)
My curiosity leads me to ask: Which Pagan religion are you?

Primarily Wiccan with Druidic tendencies.

Drax 09-16-2007 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 385721)
Primarily Wiccan with Druidic tendencies.

Blessed be. ;)

SteveDallas 09-16-2007 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 385313)
BEING ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED BY YOUR GAY HAIRDRESSER IS "OLD-FASHIONED"? My Grandma never mentioned it.

I fear there are many things your grandma never mentioned to you.

skysidhe 09-16-2007 07:57 PM

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haha that's cute

wolf 09-16-2007 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 384489)
Yeah, those things are cool. Until the amusement wears off, anyway. Perfect for playing with in a store, but never buying. I wonder if anyone buys those things?

Me.

I have a Space Pet too.

And a Pet Rock

And an Earthquake in a Can.

Crimson Ghost 09-17-2007 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 385592)
We Pagans have long taken pride in the design of DC. There was and is Mysticism in Washington, and other places around the world, with and without the direct input of the Masons.

You're welcome.

skysidhe 09-17-2007 09:41 PM

Quote:Originally Posted by Elspode
We Pagans have long taken pride in the design of DC. There was and is Mysticism in Washington, and other places around the world, with and without the direct input of the Masons.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 385856)
You're welcome.

What do you mean by "without the direct imput of the masons"?

and why do you say you are welcome CR? Are you a mason?




http://perso.orange.fr/andr.martinsd...rt-artists.jpg

beauregaardhooligan 09-17-2007 10:04 PM

Some of the streets in the town next to where I grew up, Sandusky, OH are laid out in the Masonic symbol.

Elspode 09-17-2007 10:59 PM

Because there are lots of structures around the world with tons of Pagan symbolism and locational relationships, most of which predate the Masons arrival on the scene.

John 09-18-2007 10:19 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...o/98b219a1.gif

jester 09-18-2007 03:33 PM

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What a clever child!

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glatt 09-18-2007 03:53 PM

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Wish I knew where it was. This might make a nice IotD.

ShawnD 09-18-2007 06:13 PM

I would say clear cut logging. Notice the logs by the road waiting to be picked up.

Elspode 09-18-2007 06:52 PM

Anyone else find it ironic that the clearcut area looks just like a giant tree?

Clodfobble 09-18-2007 09:33 PM

I'm pretty sure that was why it was a WTF image.

Kumbulu 09-19-2007 04:43 AM

I have just spent two days reading every post in this thread. I have experienced highs and lows and many COSM's. Thank you one and all for a great experience.

Spexxvet 09-19-2007 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kumbulu (Post 386668)
I have just spent two days reading every post in this thread. I have experienced highs and lows and many COSM's. Thank you one and all for a great experience.

I read every day, and every day I have a microCOSM.

Shawnee123 09-19-2007 08:29 AM

What's a COSM?

Spexxvet 09-19-2007 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 386682)
What's a COSM?

I don't know.:redface:

Shawnee123 09-19-2007 08:34 AM

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Sundae 09-19-2007 02:46 PM

Oh dear - I have a picture of myself with a similar face and for a similar reason - my Dad caught me just as my sister threw a ball. With the cruelty of childhood we were both delighted with the picture (in the days when getting the photos back from the developers was an event) and called it my mong photo. Mong being short for mongoloid, a term still in use in the 70s for people with Down Syndrome.

HungLikeJesus 09-19-2007 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 386682)
What's a COSM?

Quote:

Cosm is based on an entirely plausible idea from theoretical physics. The basic theory, as I understand it, is that it is possible an area of "false vacuum" could be created in our "true vacuum" universe, and that this "false vacuum" would be a universe unto itself, connected to this universe by a "neck" of negative energy density.

barefoot serpent 09-19-2007 03:21 PM

[still in a singing mood...]
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
And it determined what she could see
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
And it determined what she could see
And she wore a hat
And she had a job
And she brought home the bacon
So that no one knew
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Her friends were unaware
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Shawnee123 09-19-2007 04:14 PM

omg...that was too freaking funny, barefoot. You ain't right. And I like it!

Quote:

Cosm is based on an entirely plausible idea from theoretical physics. The basic theory, as I understand it, is that it is possible an area of "false vacuum" could be created in our "true vacuum" universe, and that this "false vacuum" would be a universe unto itself, connected to this universe by a "neck" of negative energy density.
That doesn't seem to be the context in which Kumbulu used the word (or acronym.)

Spexxvet 09-19-2007 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent (Post 386862)
[still in a singing mood...]
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
And it determined what she could see
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
And it determined what she could see
And she wore a hat
And she had a job
And she brought home the bacon
So that no one knew
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Her friends were unaware
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Devo rules!

HungLikeJesus 09-19-2007 04:21 PM

I'm waiting for Kumbulu to come back and post that that is exactly what she meant.

Then we'll all go out and eat a kitten.



I'm sorry. That was rude.

Shawnee123 09-19-2007 04:22 PM

Oh, Jesus, you're the dreamiest! :)

HungLikeJesus 09-19-2007 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 386908)
Oh, Jesus, you're the dreamiest! :)

Women all over the world call out my name... and no one seems to mind.

Kumbulu 09-19-2007 08:35 PM

Coffee On Screen Moment. ;)

Although the quoted meaning makes me go WTF and could be used at times...

Sheldonrs 09-19-2007 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 386922)
Women all over the world call out my name... and no one seems to mind.

Oh Waiter!? lol!!!


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