First let me say I am impressed with the longevity of this thread. Quite impressive. Second, I have been a lurker for a while and have finally decided to jump into the action.

So here is the deal:
The other night I was in my hotel room (travel quite a bit) and decided I was in the mood to rub one out. The only trouble is I just didn't want to be 100% solo. My wife was asleep back home and so I decided to try a chat room. Apparently, there are no women there at all or maybe they are just all ignoring the actual sex chat due to all of the freaks and geeks typing all sorts of lovely "any ladies want to cyber fuck me" written by the 14 year old boys. I did strike up a nice little conversation with one (what appeared to be) lady. I tried to push the conversation to the dirty side, but she kept bringing it back to a more friendly tone. SHE WAS IN A STINKING SEX CHAT ROOM! So, what am I missing here? I am a nice guy, attractive, and very comfortable with myself. It would seem that I could find someone out there who would like a little of the dirty talk to get me going. Surely, there are women out there on the net looking for the same thing. Finally I gave up and went to sleep. Frustration rears it ugly head.

Hi thenewguy, welcome! (ha! beat xobruce to it!)

Here's my q: why can't you call the wife and have mad phone sex? I mean, she was asleep, but you could have called to wake her, right? I'm not a wife NOW but I used to be one and I'd be ok with that...

otherwise--a chick in a sex chat room acting friendly makes me wonder if it wasn't a COP chick (or COP dude) in a chat room.

Thanks!

I would have called, but she is a BIG fan of her sleep. If I want something, it had better before or after her sleepy time. That and she tends to not be a fan of talking me through it. If I am there, she is hot and ready to go, but phone sex completely bores the hell out of her. Nothing like hearing her yawn to get me going. :right:

Good thing for me that she doesn't care if I use a little online assistance.

So you are saying that there really isn't a good possiblity of a "real, live girl" being online in one of those? Luckily, she didn't say anything about being underage. I would have bolted like I stole something. Underage is definitely not one of my things.

No, I feel confident that there ARE real, live women online (esp. in sex chat rooms!~) who want just what you want. I don't know why on earth someone would be in one if they didn't want to find some cyber love to hook up with for a minute or minutes or whatever...for me, though, the guy would have to be a bit more than, "hey--I got ten inches--what are you gonna do with it?" ya know? I consider cyber sex and phone sex a very two way street--UNLESS I'm on duty, if you get my drift. ;)

NewGuy - think about it. If a woman is really that horny, she can no doubt go out and find sex. Genuine women in those chatrooms will probably only indulge in some really filthy talk if you've been around for a while and they know you're not going to wig out on them.

I'm projecting here, and maybe inaccurately as I've never been in a sex chatroom, but I figure the male to female ratio for cyber sex is pretty well stacked in the woman's favour - hence the fact there is an industry that gets men to pay for it.

Hey, next time just call me on [deleted by moderater]

:lol: I LOVE it when Sundae let's her Wicked out!

I spelled moderator wrong :sniff:

I think phone sex is a better option in that case. The girls are "trained" professionals that have a lot of experience talking you through whatever your fantasy is. No obligations (other than the bill) no attachments, no emotional crap just hot talk.

You handle your problem, you getoff, she gtes paid, everyone (other than the wife when she finds the charge statement) is happy.

I have friends in that industry and can offer referrals if you want

Brian

NewGuy - next time you are toey, hit adultfriendfinder chat, there are always chicks giving it up and if you are into visual stimulation...thats the place to be (Warning: live webcams can be a tad scary ;)).

Now, for me, I have no probs with a bit of online action, but there still has to be a connection.

Thats the prob with *most* of us chickie babes that dont ask for your credit card number, we still like a bit of *foreplay* and for me thats a bit more than ..."I lick my way up your silky thighs"...or..."WANNA CYBER?"

:)

*muses*

I wonder if thenewguy has any idea of the cumulative experience he just heard from in the form of Sundae, BrianR and DuckNuts? It's like a Catholic getting a letter from the Pope.

And you, you hornbag!

Yes, when you think about it - I was a hostess, Brian was in porn, Ducks at least is experienced online (and I may be forgetting something) and YOU! Well, you've hinted, but we've certainly seen your ta-tas :) (was going to link but this is a newbie after all - make him work for it!)

I wanted to emphasize this part of the post ^. :D

You had me at "Hello".:sweat:

I am loving this site.

SG- you are right. Women hold all the cards. I am mid-30's, successful, good looking (at least that is what I tell myself), confident, AND I do enjoy foreplay. However, I know, without a doubt, that I will never have the upper hand when it comes to the fairer sex. Oh, and damn that "moderator."

Bri - you are right. I think I might add "advanced online sexual eductation" to my resume. Now, about these ta-tas...

Brian - I am a tightwad. Paying that phone bill would absolutely negate any pleasure I would have received from the call!

And while I am at it I just have to brag that I had the best night last night. Got home, ate dinner with the family, ran 2.2 miles, showered, put my son to bed, got my brains fucked out, then went to sleep. Now THAT is an awesome night!

Welcome newguy, glad to see someone is getting some...;)

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