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Spexxvet 10-15-2012 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 833837)
A student was in T's office and I told E: I think it's really nice of Scatman Crothers to stop in to talk to T for a while. (He sounded like him.)

Blank look. Well, she's young.

Then M (aka self-proclaimed end-all be-all expert on all things pop culture) comes along. He'll get it.

Blank look.

WHAAAAAAA? Hong Kong Phooey? The Shining? Twilight Zone: The Movie? Chico and the freaking MAN?

Sigh. Youngsters.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D403c...38AD03BF347AA3
My friend's cow orkers (several) didn't know the meaning of the phrase "as the crow flies".:facepalm:

orthodoc 10-15-2012 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 834295)
My friend's cow orkers (several) didn't know the meaning of the phrase "as the crow flies".:facepalm:
:facepalm: the human race is not going to survive, you know that ... just wait, it'll be all of us oldsters who save the world in the zombie apocalypse ...

at least we'll know where, how, and as the crow flies :rolleyes:

glatt 10-15-2012 06:56 PM
On a recent hike, there was a sign that said our campsite was 1/4 mile away. I had noticed just a day before that the kids today read that differently than I do, so I did a little experiment and asked everyone going by what the sign said.

All the dads told me the campsite was a quarter mile away.

All the boys told me it was one fourth of a mile away.

I thought that was interesting, and I still do.

ZenGum 10-15-2012 07:21 PM
Fools! Two furlongs is two furlongs!

infinite monkey 10-19-2012 03:47 PM
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Foots! Two footlongs is two footlongs.

infinite monkey 10-30-2012 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 833837)
A student was in T's office and I told E: I think it's really nice of Scatman Crothers to stop in to talk to T for a while. (He sounded like him.)

Blank look. Well, she's young.

Then M (aka self-proclaimed end-all be-all expert on all things pop culture) comes along. He'll get it.

Blank look.

WHAAAAAAA? Hong Kong Phooey? The Shining? Twilight Zone: The Movie? Chico and the freaking MAN?

Sigh. Youngsters.
Scatman is IN DA HOUSE!

Lamplighter 10-31-2012 10:42 AM
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Yuma Sun
11/1/12

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Two men attempting to enter the United States illegally were thwarted
when their SUV got stuck on top of the border fence early Tuesday morning
20 miles west of Yuma.

xoxoxoBruce 10-31-2012 02:29 PM
Good link.

Lamplighter 10-31-2012 02:56 PM
Thanks, XOB.

ZenGum 11-01-2012 08:50 PM
:lol:

You know, I reckon two blokes so car-dependent and lazy as to treat the border fence as a drive-through ... are practically Americans already. let 'em in!

glatt 11-02-2012 08:21 AM
:lol:

Shut up.

Aliantha 11-03-2012 04:29 AM
That I was somehow banned from the cellar for the day. :)

Undertoad 11-03-2012 09:03 AM
Yup Ali got caught in the net I set up to catch Chinese spammers. I took the entire net down to let her back in - because we don't need it now due to Akismet, and the special registration question about the tallest mountain in the world.

Trilby 11-03-2012 09:51 AM
I had no idea Ali was chinese!

xoxoxoBruce 11-03-2012 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 837182)
....and the special registration question about the tallest mountain in the world.
From sea level or base to tip? :eyebrow:


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