Shark! The attorney.

clever, like a fox

thirsty, like a squirrel.

Smelly, like this cat lady's house.

Someone from New Orleans would look at this pit mine and think it's a great place to build a house.

LOL! nice series glatt.

That is a *very* worried looking rabbit.

The walrus gets his bucket when he goes to heaven.

You didn't go into freshnesschronic's basement did you?

for freshnesschronic
 

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WELCOME TO "TINY TOWN" do not look at these images.
 

Welcome to "Tiny Town". A happy place from a distance. Pink and Blue welcoming you from the road until you stop to get a better look.......enter this collage of photos at your own risk. And remember:please walk in with a bad and sturdy pair of shoes. There is shattered glass and fecal matter all over the ground. Outside of Madrid NM.
:eek:
Alright lets begin this nightmare. This lady is so F**cked. I got to meet her once.

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Alright, I'm done. Yes- that is a headless carcass of a bird at the entrance.

And yes those are bloody workers gloves on the ground underneath the pot. I think they represent flames or some nonsense.

BTW.....it wasn't this bad at first. It was fairly benign and just a trash pile. Every time we stop it's worse. I don't think there will be a next time.

You've either got better crazy people than we do, or more tolerant neighbors. There was this guy that knocked out the sides of his house, replaced it with plexi, and had bizarre signs all over the lawn, oh, and there was a toilet out there too, I think.

This lady doesn't have neighbors. I drove an hour to get there. I think you only get away with this in the middle of nowhere.

I wonder where she gets the stuff from...
There is a weird mansion/apartment building a few blocks down on my street. It has scarecrow type mannequins made from bits of junk placed in various positions that change from time to time. I never thought of taking a pic for this thread, although it always makes me go WTF when I go by. Of course, next to this, it seems almost normal.

You really get the feeling when you walk through there that you are in the woman's demented head. Like the movie the cell or something. She lures people in by making it look like a happy junk pile. People say...why not? We'll stop...we're on vacation.....Then I watch them get out of their cars...get closer...and get that shocked and disgusted expression. I almost started to take photos of the people walking around in there (alas probably not permitted). You would not believe the looks on their faces.

There was a crazy lady in my neighborhood who had mannequins on her front porch. They were always posed in different ways, dressed in different clothes, and interacting with different items. I was afraid to take a picture of them. I just kept driving by, I wouldn't even slow down. I didn't want her working me into a paranoid delusion fantasy. . . . I figured it was like in NYC, you don't make eye contact with crazy people on the street.

Now, with more Kung Fu Flavor!

RE: crazy lady in NM: question: what is that one Ken doll doing to that other Ken doll?

Heh. Heh.

What ISN"T he doing?

If you are asking that question....then you already know the answer.
:D
The fact that she could get Ken dolls to look that lewd was actually artistry. I'll give her that.


Holy Holy! I just realized that that is what a ruddy mad lib probably looks like in reality. It's perfect.

World Famous Tiny Town
 

We have our own Tiny Town in Colorado. I had taken these pictures because I intended to post in the commuting photos series, but haven't completed the set.

Here's a picture of the front gate.

It's a happy place, not a scary place. I pass this on my way to work (if I go that way).

It's true, then. Ignorance *is* bliss. And, no, I have no intentions of removing my fingers from my ears anytime soon, thankyouverymuch.

Yeah Hung....if you ever go through Colorado Springs head to Michael Garman's Tiny Town. It's in the back of his shop. I'm not a great fan of his artwork but his Tiny Town is great! He calls it "Magic Town" because of his illusions with mirrors for added effect.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/sight...ttrId=%3D15839

BigV- thank you for finally telling me where your fingers were. iwasveryconcerned.
lol!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

I can't hear you!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

la-la-la is when you use your tongue, deedle-deedle-deedle is your fingers

A snapshot of Atlanta Airport. In Philly, you'd see only one plane in the frame.

I've been there. Maybe not quite worth the price of admission, but certainly worth seeing...if that makes any sense. I have pics I took...

...somewhere.

Pennsylvania has one too ... of course, ours is a lot better and bigger (6K sq feet), and has a giant plexi Amish couple outside, to boot!

I just posted some more pictures of our local Tiny Town in the "Commute" thread.

Funny, but photoshopped. The camera flash is reflected in both "Drowning"s, and the second one doesn't even line up. :P

Not quite as funny, but still a bit of the wtf, especially when the ranger station is just ten feet to the left.

Who are these sloppy 'shoppers? I could have done better than that with Paint. It is funny, though. "No drowning, you crazy kids!"

Eye squirt ewe?

Cry me a river?

96 (ccf/minute) tears?

nice, BigV!


I just noticed the date in your sig, I can't wait.

Bush and analog tv will both be out the door that quarter.

Stupid.....

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Isn't that what rams do? Smash into things with their faces? Nice find.

well you know what they say ,
If ya can't Dodge it ,
RAM IT !!!!!!

That's actually pretty cool. It hit the pole perfectly so it grabbed it with the bumper. The pole isn't connected to the ground.

Ah ha! I was trying to figure out why there was a stoplight like that in the middle of a parking lot. He drove off with the thing, and subsequently parked with it!

He did eventually stop, so the light worked.

I was thinking, "Who can blame him for hitting a stoplight in the middle of a parking lot? Who expects that?!"

Here's a couple more. Along with the explanation.

This happened in Vernon! How can you not notice that you are carrying a light post?!!

Why you shouldn't drink & drive!!

This driver hit the left turn island traffic light at 48th Avenue and 27th Street sheering it off at the base and then kept driving on about 2 kms. to Squires Four Pub. It is not sure if he stopped because the truck dumped all its oil or if the cops pulled him over but you would hope it was not for more beer.

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The truck was then towed back to Vernon Towing's yard about 2.5 kms. With the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and bumper, it took several hard pulls with the backhoe to get the light free.

Maybe he wanted a light beer.