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bbro 06-21-2006 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangloss62
Different state geographically or emotionally?

Geographically - 8 hours away


no, not because of him

Trilby 06-22-2006 02:32 PM

I WISH I WAS HAVING SEX!

laebedahs 06-22-2006 02:38 PM

Don't we all, Brianna. It's been 9 months since I've had sex (at least, with a woman).

bbro 06-22-2006 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
I WISH I WAS HAVING SEX!


Me, too. I need to get a local booty call

AlternateGray 06-23-2006 10:05 AM

9 months also. I'm getting pretty cranky.

capnhowdy 06-23-2006 10:20 PM

whew... ahhhh.....

Anybody got a cigarrette?

LabRat 05-03-2007 04:09 PM

#1 Bruce, you fogot to bump THIS thread for Cloud.
#2 The bad news: I got my period today.
#3 The good news: I have at least a week to get recommendations for new babymaking positions. I should be ovulating over our anniversry when we're out of town on a family vacation. A little gift from the fertility fairy would make a great present.

OK Cellarites, hit me with your favorite positions. We'll evaluate, and I'll get back to you. The only rule is, it must be able to result in conception.

On your mark, get set, POST!!!

Shawnee123 05-03-2007 04:18 PM

:D Screw, screw, screw until you can't screw no more.

Sheldonrs 05-03-2007 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 340331)
OK Cellarites, hit me with your favorite positions. We'll evaluate, and I'll get back to you. The only rule is, it must be able to result in conception.

On your mark, get set, POST!!!

I like it when they come from behind and jab my prostate. But I don't think that's gonna help you. hehehe

Cloud 05-03-2007 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 340337)
:D Screw, screw, screw until you can't screw no more.

I'm not sure this is good advice in terms of conception.

You have to do it when the sperm is STRONG and the cycle is RIGHT!

. . . and under a full moon on the beach. :)

cowhead 05-03-2007 06:07 PM

thusly my call for national amnesty on prostitution! hell! a little sex can cure alot of ills! (both male and female mind you!)

oops.. see below

Clodfobble 05-03-2007 06:12 PM

From behind gets the deepest penetration, which is good for conception--but the position afterwards matters, too. Lay on your back with your legs up against the wall for a good 20-30 minutes. And for the record, you should be getting it on 1-2 days before ovulation.

cowhead 05-03-2007 06:14 PM

well... baby making posts..or positions... geez.. all of them have worked for me.. (well.. societally speaking not so much) although from what I understand you want to get the sperm as close to the source (cervix) and adjoining parts as possible... so.. hmm... a larger/longer penis or turkey baster (although that seems like an awesome amount to fill... porn star I am not).. dunno... at this age I wish I had kept one child I had previously forfeited then again.. that is what regret is all about huh?

Iggy 05-03-2007 09:46 PM

Well, seeing as I have no babies, I couldn't help you there. I agree with Clod, I think from behind would be a good bet, especially if you have your face against the bed with your behind in the air. Good luck!!!

DucksNuts 05-03-2007 10:16 PM

Sadly, good ole missionary is the best position when TTC (to trying conceive). It drowns your cervix in the little swimmers...especially if you whack a pillow under your butt.

Your fertile period actually starts 4-5 days prior to ovulation and ends 24-48hrs after.

Pink making sperm swims slower and lives longer, so if you doing the deed 3-5days prior you may end up with a little girl.


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