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no, not because of him |
I WISH I WAS HAVING SEX!
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Don't we all, Brianna. It's been 9 months since I've had sex (at least, with a woman).
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Me, too. I need to get a local booty call |
9 months also. I'm getting pretty cranky.
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whew... ahhhh.....
Anybody got a cigarrette? |
#1 Bruce, you fogot to bump THIS thread for Cloud.
#2 The bad news: I got my period today. #3 The good news: I have at least a week to get recommendations for new babymaking positions. I should be ovulating over our anniversry when we're out of town on a family vacation. A little gift from the fertility fairy would make a great present. OK Cellarites, hit me with your favorite positions. We'll evaluate, and I'll get back to you. The only rule is, it must be able to result in conception. On your mark, get set, POST!!! |
:D Screw, screw, screw until you can't screw no more.
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You have to do it when the sperm is STRONG and the cycle is RIGHT! . . . and under a full moon on the beach. :) |
thusly my call for national amnesty on prostitution! hell! a little sex can cure alot of ills! (both male and female mind you!)
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From behind gets the deepest penetration, which is good for conception--but the position afterwards matters, too. Lay on your back with your legs up against the wall for a good 20-30 minutes. And for the record, you should be getting it on 1-2 days before ovulation.
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well... baby making posts..or positions... geez.. all of them have worked for me.. (well.. societally speaking not so much) although from what I understand you want to get the sperm as close to the source (cervix) and adjoining parts as possible... so.. hmm... a larger/longer penis or turkey baster (although that seems like an awesome amount to fill... porn star I am not).. dunno... at this age I wish I had kept one child I had previously forfeited then again.. that is what regret is all about huh?
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Well, seeing as I have no babies, I couldn't help you there. I agree with Clod, I think from behind would be a good bet, especially if you have your face against the bed with your behind in the air. Good luck!!!
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Sadly, good ole missionary is the best position when TTC (to trying conceive). It drowns your cervix in the little swimmers...especially if you whack a pillow under your butt.
Your fertile period actually starts 4-5 days prior to ovulation and ends 24-48hrs after. Pink making sperm swims slower and lives longer, so if you doing the deed 3-5days prior you may end up with a little girl. |
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