That's what she gets for taking her brother's bike.

The inch and I went mountain biking last Saturday. It was great. On the last run I stalled in this technical spot and did the slow motion topple over because my foot was in the toe clips and was also wedged against a berm of moss.

Managed to hit the only rock on the moss berm and drew blood. I felt totes legit after that and had the inch take a photo to prove it.

I know, barely enough to feed a mosquito but it's still blood

It's official the foot is back in the saddle!

He's bleebin', he's bleebin'!!! Somebody hep 'im!

Naw, he's a biker, he don't need no hep.

Now he'll start itching for a new bike.

http://surlybikes.com/bikes/krampus

Itching is one thing, scratching is quite another.

Good old days...

The inch wants me to get a Giant Stance

http://www.singletracks.com/bike-rev...ce-275-2_11126

I gave him the "we'll see"

You know what they say about men with a wide stance in the airport bathroom...

No, what do they say?

They say "You don't get to be a Senator anymore," usually. (Was referring to a scandal about a conservative anti-gay politician who was caught trolling for anonymous gay sex in an airport bathroom. The secret sign was to stick your foot under the stall wall, but his claim was he has a "naturally wide stance" when he takes a public shit.)

Ah, thank you.

Winter is coming...

I guess everything else has been done...