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didn't i play agent Smith, too?

19%? You so fucking lied on your test.

At least I'm half human.

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No shit. Geez, LJ...how stupid do you think we all are, anyway? Wait. Nevermind. Don't answer that. I don't want to know. :headshake

http://www.choosetosave.org/

Several pages of savings tips, and many many many calculators. Very helpful, useful information. Check it out. I was able to forecast the difference in the amount of interest expense on my last credit card as a result of persuading the credit card company to lower my interest rate. The difference is >$500!! Woohoo!

Failure
 

go to google
type in failure
hit "im feeling lucky"

Hall of Fame post underway. Waiting period waived. Get your induction speech ready.


edit: This is done.

I'm thinking that someone at Google has been tweaking the search results a bit. Not that it isn't true, just that it seems to be a coincidence beyond most statistical probabilities I can imagine.

...which diminishes its WTF and OMG and ROTFLMAO quotients not at all. :notworthy:

hmmm. works for www.google.com.br as well.

Yah, that's been a running joke for awhile, actually. No one seems to know who's responsible.

But, can you recognize a pervert when you see him?

Hey RS! Are you guys running some kind of Republican spin machine over there? Cause on clusty.com, he only rates #2.

Veeeeeeeeedy eeeenterestink.


edit: testing my own post revealed GWB has leapt to the top of the pops! He's the number one!

Ahhhh....

****Spoiler Alert****

If you prefer your jokes unexplained, move on. If you are persistently curious, highlight at your peril...

Here's a link to why. It was funner when it was a mystery, though.

I got 11 out of 15.

I do much better in real life.

I got 11 out of 15 too, and I'm pissed. There were only two non-perverts in the whole sampling. I would have done better just by guessing that they were *all* perverts.

I started with that, and then realized that it was a run of pervs.

Weren't there three? The DUI, the forger, and the misc. drug charges guy?

Ooo. the test has changed in the last few minutes to "perv or druggie"

now it's kind of more funnerer

The most awesome lip-synching video EVER.

Two Chinese students doing one of those irritatingly catchy Backstreet Boys tunes. Watch the whole thing and don't smile -- impossible. :devil:


If it skips, just rewind and start over -- it'll play right then.

And a disturbing exchange between a 9-year-old and his mom over whether or not he has to stop playing a video game, and whether or not she should bring him some "mother****ing chocolate milk".

The strongest support for corporal punishment (not for the kid, for the mom that lets her kid act that way) I've seen today. NSFW audio.

What a charming family. :headshake

That was the funniest thing I've watched all day! My favorite part was the fella in the back who's playing on the computer. He doesn't even have headphones on and he's not rocking out. I wonder how many times he had to listen to them practice.

Then again I think of our new college freshman and what he's up to when he could be studying. On second thought, I don't think I want to know any more than I already do.

Excuse me, but didn't we see enough of this little f*cker in The Matrix?! :eek:

TAke a look http://www.wereporters.com/geonews.htm

Very well-done, touching, beautiful and original flash music video:

http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp

Interesting, but there was an Entertainment story datelined California that the map located somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean a few hundred miles off the coast of Gabon.

Seems like they are still working out a few kinks.

Okay, this is too funny. Here is the story that was floating in the Atlantic off the coast of Africa ...

Really liked it! Made a friend of mine cry, bringing back old memories of riding on his dad's tractor.

Nice, put me right back in the day.

http://www.geocities.com/yosemite/geyser/2544/MyH6.jpg

Cool Guinness commercial.

Silly String is saving U.S. lives in Iraq.

It's fun to browse around the Stick Figures in Peril pool on Flickr. Here's a good one:

http://static.flickr.com/26/54523791_b129699362.jpg

This one, I don't understand, but that is part of its appeal.
http://static.flickr.com/25/59787870_01b77605b6_m.jpg

I seem to recognise the last picture -
Warning! Open Gateway to Another Dimension!

Read all the add. http://www.panexa.com/

Random chuck Norris Facts
 

I actually find this kinda funny. Try to read as many as you can

I liked the last one, about the cube.

Spencer Gifts used to sell a pyramid looking thing that did the same thing.

Phone system hell. You've been there and back. I offer these links to shorten your commute.

Paul English's website, the fella that methodically tracked down the specific steps for the shortcuts in and out of these circles of hell.

Writeup of Mr English's work in the local paper.

Quicklist of shortcuts from paper.

NPR story of same.

Why in the hell doesn't Microsoft make dynamic content available as an Active Desktop function? I'd love to put this on my work computer screen without having a browser open, but I can't do it.

I got caught up in one of those computerized recording loops when calling Qwest about a problem recently. The problem was static on my phone line. The computer on the other end kept asking me what I wanted and not understanding because of the static. I finally started shreiking into the phone "HUMAN BEING!" This apparently got thru over the static and I was switched to a live customer rep. :rolleyes:

You have seen it in the movies ,
How easy is it to shoot a lock open ???
http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot5.htm

There is a reason that was part of Master's advertising campaign. Back in the 70s, wasn't it?

face recognition , http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company...ang=EN&restore
what cleb from the last 200 years do you look like ,
this pic, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/11268176@N00/67031306/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/26/67031306_a530d802cf_o.jpg" width="329" height="421" alt="happyme" /></a>
was reconized as this dude ,<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/11268176@N00/67031814/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/28/67031814_f7dd6fe4c0_o.jpg" width="165" height="270" alt="him" /></a>
eveadently a smart motherfucker from the Nobel prize he won ,
http://www.fkf.mpg.de/klitzing/

Ha! Thanks Zippyt, this thing is awesome!

I entered in two reasonably different pictures of myself, and it did pick a lot of the same people twice.

Now, how do I tell my husband his top seven faces were all women? :lol:

Books for children are sure smutty in Germany.

Most excellent. This pic

http://cellar.org/2005/t1.jpg

gets me arty film director Gus Van Sant

http://cellar.org/2005/t2.jpg

and Johnny Ramone

http://cellar.org/2005/t3.jpg

Wolf, I ran your pic from 2003 Forks. Is there something you're not telling us? It was a tie between Redford and Saddam Hussein.

Interesting, because I ran three different pictures and the result was "no matches."

(Despite rumors to the contrary, I am all original parts)

How are you saving the resulting celeb photo?
LJ got Bob Dylan, Ron Reagan, Hillary Duff and Gerard Depardieu. I got Sharon Tate, Christina Aguilera and Katie Holmes.

SHIFT-PRINT SCREEN, paste into editor (Irfanview or Microsoft Paint) and crop.

My gallery seems heavily into science and arts. It must be the beard and glasses. I always thought I looked like Pavoratti, so I'm surprised he's not the first on the list.

Oh yeah. That thing's great. You look JUST like Carl Lewis. Separated at birth.

Wolf, do I detect a teensy bit of sarcasm there? Becuase I know that I am the spitting image of Sharon Tate, so this thing must be right on.




It was her autopsy photo, but still...

They gave me Tony Blair for my first one.
Then Marlon Brando for my second.
I should have stopped there.

No Comment. :eyebrow:

Oh yeah. :lol2:

HA! On the first pic, the closest one is Hugh Grant's mugshot. Swell. :right:

The other pic has the benefit of lowered eyebrows, lending a satanic, moviestar quality. But still the fucking Hugh pic.

None of those people even remotely resembles me, but you can bet I'm gonna make a point to show this to any potential dates. It's a smorgasbord of wacko cultists. Meh.

iirc, Michael Moorcock wrote the Elric of Melnibone series, about the sword, Stormbringer, and some guy, Elric, who carried it around. Not uncool, dude. A little more eyeliner and you could double Peter Gabriel, though.

I tried this and came up with "No Matches". All my twins must have broken the cameras aimed at them too.

Hugh heh!

I like how my proceding hairline was scanned through the cap. I should run a goatee pic through but I'm lazy er cerebral ya like a young Ginsberg or an Oppenheimer.

Mother Theresa, Penelope Cruz, Annika Sorenstam, dude from Abba for Pete
Sophia Lauren and Briget Bardot fer mini Pete (the Hillary match was an ugly glitch)
and Oliver Hardy fer mini me sans stem (She got Nicole Kidman as well but the soul is really Hardy's.)

Is it wrong to have a thing for Jen Cap?