This is perfect. My reality is better than your fantasy. I feel sorry for you. This is the woman I'll be married to. And she's very jealous over me. She is afraid other women will steal me away. You accuse me of stealing photos from the net and that just makes me laugh because she's in love with me and I'm in love with her. She's more woman than you'll ever have and I'm more man than you'll ever be. You'll never have the happiness or love that we have. At least not until you take a serious look at your many character flaws and address them. Start with getting a personality.

Radar, I think I see the big picture here. Your jealousy, lack of understanding, and poor debating skills have retarded your postings here from day one. And I know it hurts your head wondering why I am so well-loved by the masses here, while you are nothing more than an infected herpes sore. I can't say I know what that feels like...but I want to try and empathize here...let me try...

Nope...sorry...not working for me. I don't know what it's like to be a profoundly retarded individual such as yourself. But when I rest my eyes this evening, I'll say a prayer to God for you...I'll pray that you may have enough intelligence one day to tie your shoes.

God bless you, child...

For fuck's sake, won't someone lock this thread down?

Why? Life is good in Sycamoreland.

Nah...she's just scared as shit of losing her green card.

I think I'll use a movie quote to speak for me at this moment.

Go on Radar...let that hurt out. Come back to reality with us! Be healed!

$10 says that chucklehead had that quoted towards him by somebody on another forum. Man, he can never come up with anything original.

On your best day and my worst, I'll still be a better man than you and I'll still be loved by more people than you. If I were to throw a bus load of orphans and nuns into a giant wood chipper, I'd still be more popular than you. How does that make you feel? It must be tough knowing you've never beaten me in an argument, I'm intellectually superior, I am financially superior, I'm better educated, have a better woman, and am happier than you'll ever be.

It's ok man. You can admit you wish you were me. We all know it. Perhaps you can come to grips with your inferiority and do something about it. Hell, I feel sorry for you. I'll even chip in a few bucks for your disparately needed years of psychotherapy.

Even though you're a twisted fuck nut, you're sill a person. Even a worthless scumbag loser such as yourself deserves a break now and then. The first step to fixing your problems is to admit them. So whenever you're ready to admit your jealous of me and my life, you can get on the road to getting a life of your own.

That's it, Radar...keep letting it out. You're on the road to recovery. You can do it!

Hey, what's wrong with a fuck sheep?! Ooh, and .....didja notice the model number of this little beauty? TW 445!! :)

Hate was a bad word to use here i'll admit. But I do dislike you to a point where everytime I read something you post I get a bad taste in my mouth. It's not like I sit up at night thinking about you or anything as you seem to think.

My name if you want to know is made up of my initials. Nothing too creative, or exciting, just functional.

Lock the thread down? Why? Anyone in it has the ability to stop it, any time they like, including everyone reading.

it will just erupt somewhere else anyway ... no point in killing it.

I know syc asked this at one point, but UT, is he 'intolerably irritating' yet? I don't mean that you would have to do anything about it if he IS, I just want to have a better understanding of your definition of this standard.

Is there precedent for a thread like this becoming something more interesting? Although at 22 pages and counting, somebodies interested.

Say Wolf, did Slang wash away last night? I hear Brad Co is pretty chewed up.

He's on pretty high ground. Also there is a good-sized disaster-magnet (trailer park) in town, so if anything happens it will happen there or at one of the numerous churches.

I haven't talked with him yet today ... our work schedules are kinda opposite right now (he's working days and sleeping nights, I'm sleeping days and working nights) but I do believe he posted this morning, so that's encouraging.

He's nowhere near intolerably irritating. He practically only posts in one thread, and in that thread he is the center of attention. Intolerable would be if he posted in every thread just to try to make a point, or if he posted 27 times a day in this one just to try to make a point.

He's here because you all like it; he interests you. If nobody replied he would leave.

If you really honestly wanted to get rid of him, this would be the last post in the thread.

I'm still considering him to be entertaining.

He's entertaining but not really a hillbilly. The real hillbillies actually live down in the hollows where the flood waters flow. Oh, you mean Radar... nevermind.

Sorry, I don't qualify. I've got all my teeth, don't have sex with my sister, don't live in a trailer, don't shop at piggly wiggly, don't watch NASCAR, don't drive a pick-up truck with a gun rack, don't have a large belt buckle, don't attend monster truck pulls, I don't wear overalls, I have a job, I don't say "y'all", I don't listen to country or western music, I don't do line dancing, don't wear a cowboy hat, don't have a car on blocks in my front yard, I don't chew tobacco, I don't trust or support, George W. Bush, I don't play a banjo, I don't have collector plates, and I don't watch or star on the Jerry Springer Show or Cops.

I'm a city dweller. I can't stand hillbillies.

I guess you're right, UT. I should learn really to think before I post at 3am. :)

I guess I was just annoyed at all the pointless and blatant flaming. I thought we had a much more subtle sort of trolling thing going here, masked under the veneer of really intelligent debate. In my mind it was so much more noble.

Shall I reiterate for you, Radar?

No, I'm sick of your ignorance and lies. Unlike you, everything I've said is completely true, and backed up by indisputable facts. I've shown you the exact parts of the Constitution that prove it.

I am more of a patriot than you'll ever be you pathetic little worm. I would kill or die to defend the Constitution of America because without the Constitution there is no America.

Your weak attempts at wit are laughable and so are you. If I were you, I'd save my celebrations for the day you grow a brain and can keep up with me intellectually. But you shouldn't get your hopes up. It's not looking good for you.

My only flaw on this board is kindness. I keep coming back here to school you over and over even though you seem incapable of learning and unworthy of my attention. What can I say? I'm a softy.

What else would we expect from the land of fruits and nuts? Cisco, huh?

Noo! Don't close this thread! It's wonderful! I read this thread almost every day, and I relish Radar's posts. In fact, I giggle excitedly whenever I realize that the next post was made by him.

In fact, because he's the only one who realizes that he's performing for our entertainment, he is rapidly becoming one of the only people in this thread that is worth reading. His posts are long and filled with amusing comments. By contrast, everyone else seems to be deflated. It's rather frustrating.,

LOL. I wouldn't say such things in here. You might be ridiculed or accused of being crazy. Or if you provide indisputable facts, people will ignore them or call them your "interpretation" of the facts as though facts were open to interpretation. If you prove something people will say you never proved it. If you prove it again and reply to thier same old lame ideas, they will say you're just repeating the same old stuff and can't come up with anything new. If you beat them at every single debate with superior logic, intelligence, verifiable facts, and debating technique they will say you've never won an argument or debate. They will continue to their denials, insults, ignorance, and cult-like hatred of me and perhaps you.

Here's what happens with me.

1. I respond to a thread or start one.

2. I'm immediatley attacked, ridiculed, and lied about.

3. Someone posts a thread or poll in this or one of the other forums on this site.

4. I'm accused of being insane, ignorant, a cult member, one who lacks original thought, unreasonable, unwilling to listen or read other opinions, unable to change my thought patterns, unwilling to admit when I'm wrong, etc. (all of which are 100% false)

5. I'm amused at the idea of people on the verge of being retarded accusing me of being stupid, crazy, or ignorant so I reply with facts and information and jide them back a bit.

6. More of the same.


So basically on this site, it's not a good idea to like me or my posts, agree with me, or otherwise be happy to see anything that might be connected to me because the cellar cult will get you.

What do you do copy my posts and put them into a spell checker? I make far less spelling errors than most others who post. Why is it you don't correct thier spelling?

Fuck You.

Did I spell that correctly?

And I give less than a shit about who you do or don't like. I'll just put you on my ignore list because nothing you post has any valuable content anyway.

okay. sorry. i know it gets to you, so thats why i do it. i will stop if you will read this carefully and think about it.

it seems to me that youre not really interested in being a part of the cellar community. you very seldom post in threads you didnt start, and when you do, its always politically motivated. while debate is an important part of what makes the cellar what it is, there is much more to it. i simply cannot imagine that your only interests are political.

we have a board called 'food and drink'. you are or have been a bartender, and i imagine that you could bring a lot to that board. why dont you? i suspect its for one of two reasons. either you have nothing to say or youre not interested in saying it. i seriously doubt its the first. if its the second, then why are you here?

to 'win fucking arguments'?

the problem with that is, even before youve posted anything or before youve read anything anyone else has to say, you have already decided that youre right. you say that you can admit when youre wrong, but seriously, when was the last time that happened? you already know, with 100% certainty that you are right and that anyone who disagrees with you is wrong.

and guess what? i bet theres a lot of people here who would agree with a lot of what you have to say (myself included, though at this point i am loathe to admit it), if you were more open to debate, more willing to have your beliefs challenged. but youre not. and youre not very nice about it.

a long while ago, shortly after you arrived here and i called you an idiot and you called me an asshole, you made a joke in some thread about shoes (im not going to dig it up, i assume you remember it). and i thought to myself, 'maybe hes not such a bad guy'. but that was the one and only time you posted something that didnt come off like political extremist on drugs.

it seems to me (and i would love to be proved wrong) that youre simply a troll. an ubertroll, but a troll nonetheless.

dont be the kid who sits at the edge of the game making cracks because youre 'too good' for us. join the game. i bet people would be a lot more interested in what you have to say if they knew you as someone other than what youve come across as so far. i would be.

~james

p.s. i deleted my previous two posts because they were immature and im going to try and show you at least some respect. so again, i apologise for my behaviour but i stand beside what i said in this post.

I recieved a letter today from the National Constitution Center, The Bourse, Suite 560, 111S. Independence Mall E., Philadelphia, PA. 19106 (www.constitutioncenter.org). They are soliciting funds for "the revolutionary new museum and outreach center" opening July 4th 2003.
" The Constitution and Bill of Rights are - to this day - the subject of passionate debate (i.e., freedom of religion, prayer in school, freedom of the press, and the right to bear arms). When the supreme court becomes involved in these matters, the document to which they turn for resolution is the constitution. And we Americans cannot understand the issues involved if we do not know and understand the Constitution."
Radar, when you come to visit, I'll buy you a Philly cheesesteak and all the beer you can drink.

That's not *entirely* true. I have said many times I agree with many of your posts/beliefs. It's the cutting harshness of what you post that I found annoying. Most of that has gone away. Thank you. It's much easier for someone to agree with you when you arent calling people cock smokers. :)

I can't really say that I hold that much respect here, so supporting some of your assertions isn't damaging to my reputation. There are some ideas you post that I strongly agree with, like:

* the 16th A and the tax system are only in force due to intimidation and are not legal.

* The second A means what *it says* :)

* That Bill Gates is not really the ant-christ but a good capatalist.

* People that make money should vacation

On the other hand, we disagree on the role of the US military and Bush. So there you have it, enough common ground to keep us posting back and forth.

OOh, and......I'm ignoring the fact you dont like hillbillies (til I get done fucking my sister in the car on blocks in the front yard anyway). :)

Slang, I'll make you the same offer.:)

I'm a politically motivated guy and I'm posting in a political forum.

You're correct there. I have many other interests but the political fire in my belly and my love of arguments drives me towards political discussion. I like movies, juggling, world travel, computer networking, sky diving, etc. I've worked as a casino craps dealer/pitboss/surveillance, a computer network engineer, a bartender, and various other jobs to makes ends meet.

To be honest I find political discussion far more exciting than talking about food or drink. But since you're taking the high road and challenging me to do the same, I'll check it out.

I'll keep that in mind and turn down my asshole setting a notch or two.

Apology accepted and thanks for taking the high road.

That's a very kind and gracious invitation. I've always wanted to visit Philadelphia and see the historical sites. Although it might be dangerous to promise me all the beer I can drink. ;) I play a mean game of darts and would insist on buying my share of the rounds. But if I am going to make it out that way, I'll let you know I'm coming.

I've never had a problem with you Slang. And I'll let the hillbilly thing slide if I get a turn with your sister next.
:D

That's not true at all! Well, I respect you, at least.

Thankyou. I rarely drink alcohol because I am most always carrying a (or many) handguns. The state frowns on people being intoxicated while driving....you can imagine how unhappy they are with someone toting 5 handguns drunk (or ability impaired).

I plan on coming to Philli sometime over the summer and when I do we'll hafta get together. I can eat like a wild animal , and to take advantage of free food I'll bring a wheelchair and stretchpants. :)

Thanks Juju. It's hard to respect a guy with a blowup fucksheep (with lotsa guns).

I really don't agree. Maybe I'm just different. :)

He's not kidding.

     Hey Juju, you know you've been in Arkansas to long when the sheep thing doesn't bother you. On the other hand you live close to campus as well as attending school so you probably see more disturbing things on a regular basis.
     Or maybe it's just the fact that you've lived close enough to Oklahoma to know it could be so much worse...

Nah, I just don't pass judgement on people who do harmless things. It is blowup, after all. And in the end, why should I really give a damn if somebody likes to fuck inflatable sheep? It's not as if it's going to creep into every other aspect of their personality.

Yeah, yeah, I know you were only kidding, giving me a hard time, and blah blah blah. Look, I'm operating off of 3 hours sleep, here. I did a last-minute cram-studing session last night for my Spanish final (which I'm pretty sure I did okay on. Go last-minute cramming!) Anyway, I feel pretty lucky that I can even form coherent sentences. Forming coherent paragraphs, though? That's a bit out of my reach right now..

::head falls on keyboard::

zzzZZzzzz...

He's having that dream where he oversleeps his alarm and then arrives at the Spanish final naked and only knows how to speak Brazilian Portugese...

     Yup, you've been living to close to Oklahoma. Just because you have to make the distinction of blow up or not.
     I'm just harrasing you, I think you're point is somewhat valid. I do question what the rest of their personality would be like if they look at a blow up sheep and think, "Umm yeah, that looks good to me." It seems to me it very well might effect the rest of their personality.

it's possible that it may influence some small parts of their personality, but I don't think you can say that fucking inflatable sheep is <i>the</i> direct cause of personality. I tend to think that personality is brought about by all of our experiences combined. And besides, it's rather ludicrous to suggest that Slang had no personality before he fucked inflatable sheep.

:)

Argh! I made an oversight. You said "the rest of their personality". Still, I think that experiences that happened after the fact would also contribute to personality.

I'm so goddamned tired right now...

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, I meant to suggest that the fucking of inflatable sheep displayed a preexisting problem in their personality. Rereading I was very unclear on that. And yeah, the problem most likely existed before the experience. I'm not sure what leads one to have a desire for such a device, but I'd still like to think it's uncommon.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While we're on the subject, did you hear they have found a new use for sheep in Oklahoma?
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wool!

I know, I was just being a jerk about affect/effect. :)

A few years ago some smart ass friends gave me a "love Ewe" inflatable sheep for Christmas. I blew it up and diplayed it on a table in the living room. The thing had a hole with a pouch in each end. You get the picture.
Well, everytime these same smart ass guys came over, they would stick their finger in MY sheep. That is until I filled both holes with cold hand cream.
Priceless!:D

That'll learn em :)

Arkansans making fun of Oklahomans...that's like one retard calling another retard "stupid." :)

Your on. I'll film it any make a profit.
Oh, by the way, in Philly you don't need a gun. It's the city of brotherly love.:rolleyes:

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dude, I know that was in jest, but it's insane what happens just across the stateline. Like the cadaver dogs found a skeleton in the woods buried three feet down. The Okie police said they weren't runling out foul play. I'm thinking, "No shit? You don't think this person died of natural causes and then buried themselves three feet down?"
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heck, the nickname for the place is Kill County. Some of the guy's from over there that I worked with would joke that you couldn't live there unless you'd been convicted of a felony. And you couldn't be a cop unless you'd been convicted of three, it was a joke of course. Okie cops do whatever they want without fear of being held accountabe. I once got a speeding ticket over there, I wasn't going to fight it so I mailed my payment in. My check was cashed, but the ticket was never filed. It's not on my record. I called and asked and the woman I talked to said there was no record of me in their system. Not even the check they cashed. I let it go since this way it wasn't on my record.
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Arkansas at it's worst is Oklahoma Lite. The heaviest substance I've heard of cops selling in Arkansas is pot. I used to know the names of some Okie cops that would sell crystal meth and the like.