I was thinking the same thing.

jackpot!

I think I'm about done with this debate about infinities and stuff. For now.

What about 1/0 monkey?

A monkey divided cannot stand.

Stands With Paw.

Ooh, 'Dances W/Wolves' reference.

Vurr Nize.

Eye shades mini-bra style (to protect your make-up)


source: http://www.schlafmaske.de/

Those are sleep masks that are contoured to be more comfortable and not put pressure on the eyeballs so that they are easier to sleep in, and provide more efficient light-blockage than the traditional "bandit" style sleep mask.

The description doesn't say anything about makeup.

Too bad they only come in an A cup.

Greta Garbo, step outside
He's got Marty Feldman eyes...

Snowboards with paintball markers buitl into them.
They actually work well too.

@wolf: it does when you follow the link

@Griff: :lol2:

Ah. That was a tongue in cheek description involving bondage games, not a listed use for the product. It's still just a sleep mask.

Hurry up, they're down to their final quantities of the pink with white polka dots mask. All the others are just mere rags by comparison.

I think those are 'I' cups.

snickers

No info, just want.

Awesomeness.

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For some reason, Williams Sonoma is full of Star Wars merchandise.

If this ad is accurate, I'd buy ten cases.

"giving a fuck, not giving a fuck"

"un-fucking-believable"

"ooh, look a kitten"

:lol2:

9.9999... minute explanation

"Infinity's got my back"

I love it.

a 6-zillion page homework booklet for Red Cross lifeguarding course......

They failed, eight times, before you ever even open the book.

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Gadsby.

Love the Nintendo sheets, but it is just too obvious to offer to show off one's joystick or power button or something.

Didn't somebody do that avoidance of the letter "e" in an unreadable novel in the 1990s as well?

This almost deserves its own thread.

The BioLite stove, as seen at http://biolitestove.com/BioLite.html


It uses surplus heat from burning twigs to generate electricity to drive a fan which blows air onto the twigs causing much more efficient burning halving wood needs and massively cutting the nastier kinds of smoke, while producing surplus power for charging a mobile phone or similar device.

There's a home model for developing countries and a hiking model which is $129.

Video at http://biolitestove.com/CampStove_Video.html

Thats Extreamly cool Zen !!!

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Yeah, I don't get it, either.

For when a sidecar isn't posh enough for your passender.

Can ya get these for your eyes?

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I have a sharp stick you can borrow...?

........

A couple Titanic products...bathtub plug, and ice cube tray.

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Lime sold separately.

Bone Suckin' Sauce?

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Hah! I bought that for my niece at Christmas. She's a veggie :p

Inside the can is a plush unicorn that's been cut up into body parts. The 'joints' show red and white at the ends of the portions, and on the head the tongue lolls out the side of its mouth.

Veggiephobe.


Toooooootally unrelated:

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Classic, that's Mr Paparazzi himself, Darren Lyons.

Fab as that torture device looks, Dazza actually went under the knife to get his babe-magnet six-pack-alike.

Grav - what? You've never sucked bones in your time?
I know I have.

Ha ha ha.
But really, you can't eat it?

Do not want. Disappoint.

Why not? It's *very* high in fiber, after all!

...aaaaand it's filling.

I'd like to take this opportunity












to stop now.


:D

Ima buy the first one of these I see, and Ima either eat the whole thing, or, Ima eat it til I get tired of eatin' it.

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A lot of those oversized candies are disappointing, because they screw up the coating chocolate to interior content balance.

(I'm thinking mainly of the BigKat and the Hypothyroid with Extra Diabetes Reese's Cup.)

I'm liking that Snickers bar. :D Someone on youtube said he found some at a CVS (he posted 2 months ago). I'm gonna check it out. :p:

A snicker dildo.

Ew.

Double ewww.
Imagine having sex after that.

Your chap's chap would come out brown and covered in pieices of nuts.
He'd think he'd got the back door by mistake.

I wanted to comment but all I could think of was '!'

THAT is a million dollar idea.

No. Can't you read? Just NO.

Fister!

since we're on teh subject of dildos......

Put the snicker dildo on Ebay (with photos of it being used) and see what some freak will pay for it. Someone, somewhere, will make you an offer.

I saw a youtube video of a guy slicing the snickerdildo. he said he paid $9.99 for it. It is equivalent to 8 regular snickers. Looking on Amazon, there is one available for $26.95.

I'd rather pay $25 for that giant 5 lb Hershey bar at Hershey Park.

In that context, it sounds like a milk chocolate yeast infection. Penalty--two weeks of celibacy. There are other places to stick that thing...