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classicman 02-07-2009 03:20 PM

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A little something from the PD site ...

xoxoxoBruce 02-12-2009 02:09 AM

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TheMercenary 02-12-2009 08:10 PM

That looks sick.

ZenGum 02-12-2009 10:58 PM

as in, knit one, hurl two, knit two, hurl one...

Shawnee123 02-12-2009 11:03 PM

Zen...I might think you can knit, except you hurl too much.

Beestie 02-12-2009 11:31 PM

Holy crap. At first glance, I thought the knitting needles were chopsticks and somebody was having bacon sushi.

Elspode 02-13-2009 10:03 PM

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USB bacon. Apparently, in this case, USB stands for Unusually Sumptuous Bacon.

xoxoxoBruce 02-14-2009 04:58 AM

Superhero
 
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Baconman

ZenGum 02-14-2009 07:05 AM

Wow.

Is that an "Instyle" magazine I see in two shots? Is this some new interior decorating trend? Bacon decoration? Art baco?

Undertoad 02-14-2009 11:08 AM

Naw, the Jim Beam in the first pic had more influence on this trend.

xoxoxoBruce 02-18-2009 12:42 AM

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Bacon, but strange. :unsure:

Pie 02-18-2009 07:43 AM

Eeeeevil Baaaaacon!

dar512 02-18-2009 09:11 AM

Dr. Evil would approve.

muffin 02-18-2009 09:49 AM

i know the world is a big beautifully weird place (da interweb n everything...!) but wer do you even collect pictures like that? it luks like someones figurative middle finger to PETA!

ha! i like it

HungLikeJesus 02-18-2009 09:58 AM

Bac-O-lantern.

Shawnee123 02-18-2009 04:07 PM

That bacon sculpture is a bust.

wolf 02-18-2009 06:30 PM

The poor thing is just trying to get ahead.

xoxoxoBruce 02-19-2009 11:19 AM

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Pie 02-19-2009 01:22 PM

The hills... are alive... to the sound of baaaaay-caaaan!

Shawnee123 02-19-2009 01:54 PM

"Windin' your way down on Bacon Street..."

--Gerry Rafferty

Elspode 02-19-2009 06:55 PM

On the big rock bacon mountain!

Shawnee123 02-19-2009 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 536540)
On the big rock bacon mountain!

Damn, I thought I had the quintessential song pun. Foiled again! :p

impress 02-23-2009 09:35 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 02-25-2009 01:41 AM

Mmmmmmm Bacon
 
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dar512 02-25-2009 09:58 AM

Some of those look really tasty.

Gravdigr 02-26-2009 04:54 AM

mmmmm...oozy bread.

Gravdigr 02-26-2009 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 520240)

Wouldn't that be 'exporting'?

xoxoxoBruce 03-04-2009 03:18 AM

Makin' bacon. The meat packer, not the pig.

impress 03-04-2009 07:36 AM

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Happy Monkey 03-04-2009 10:58 AM

That truly lives up to the thread title.

JuancoRocks 03-04-2009 11:35 PM

Bacon!....wtf?
 
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 535990)
That bacon sculpture is a bust.

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...azy_bras_3.jpg

wolf 03-05-2009 01:27 AM

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Today Bacon, tomorrow the world!

xoxoxoBruce 03-05-2009 02:54 AM

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A couple of barbecue fans concoct a recipe for a bacon-wrapped, bacon-stuffed log of sausage. The media writes about it. Now, they have a book deal. And that's when the idea of 'books' became ridiculous.

Even in what we thought were some of the most ridiculous book deals in recent memory—a book by a blogger known only for making people mad, or a book of Twitter posts, or a $2 million deal for Kathy Griffin—you had to admit that each project did, in fact, originate with somebody who had some aspiration of assembling a book. No mas! Now you just need a good bacon log recipe and the publishing industry will come knocking down your door with a six-figure advance!
:rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce 03-10-2009 01:14 AM

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Looks good but tastes like back pocket.:flycatch:

xoxoxoBruce 03-10-2009 11:19 PM

Uh, back up three posts. :haha:

SteveDallas 03-10-2009 11:21 PM

Wait, so what's the circuit board the bacon arm wrapping's attached to?

impress 03-10-2009 11:48 PM

Y'know, I never ever woke up and felt inspired to make a Meat Ship with Bacon.

Queen of the Ryche 03-11-2009 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 514936)
Dude. It's chocolate covered bacon.

Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.

Flint, can I use this as my new tagline?

Flint 03-12-2009 09:13 PM

Be my guest! This is your reward for validating my vanity search.

narcuul 03-19-2009 10:00 PM

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Here's an image to reflect upon while munching on your meat rind.
http://www.harhakuva.org/view/126863

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 541196)
Makin' bacon. The meat packer, not the pig.

Everytime I watch a vid like this, or wade through a thread like this :rolleyes: , I can't help thinking of games like Quake4, Prey or Messiah..
Somehow the modern day food processing factories can be really creepy in certain respects. :thepain3: :eek:

(And I also possibly play to much games.)

And then sometimes I go for a few days playing a vegetarian.
I eat soy products, steamed broccoli and organic whatever.
But then.. Eventually I see something rather innocent like russell sprouts or asparagus and I just _must have_ bacon with them and..

:drool:

Oh well. All my russell sprouts are belong to bacon. :eyebrow: :headshake

Tiki 03-19-2009 11:42 PM

From Portktopia: http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html

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lumberjim 03-19-2009 11:55 PM

ew

Flint 03-21-2009 08:13 PM

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TheMercenary 03-27-2009 02:10 PM

Look! It's a computer case.

busterb 03-27-2009 03:04 PM

Naw. Lunch box.

Mad Professor 04-02-2009 01:42 AM

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...ez_300X250.gif

Crimson Ghost 04-02-2009 02:20 AM

Oh.
My.
God.

That is the most perfect food ever.

Sheldonrs 04-02-2009 08:45 AM

Shakin' bacon.

Tiki 04-02-2009 12:35 PM

I am one of the original members of the Bacon Cult, but EWWWWWWW.

Queen of the Ryche 04-02-2009 12:45 PM

" Product Features

Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
Shelf Life of 12 years.
No refrigeration needed.
Jätte gott! "

I think I'll pass, thanks.....:sick:

Elspode 04-02-2009 05:47 PM

There must be enough nitrites in that to get a good start on making explosives.

wolf 04-02-2009 09:55 PM

Would a rift in the space-time continuum be caused if you put both Squeez Bacon and Spray Cheez on the same Ritz Cracker?

Pie 04-02-2009 10:03 PM

No, but you would stroke out if you ate it. :yeldead:

xoxoxoBruce 04-03-2009 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 552395)
There must be enough nitrites in that to get a good start on making explosives.

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 552445)
No, but you would stroke out if you ate it. :yeldead:

C'mon people, live a little. Run with scissors... make ugly faces that might freeze... Squeez bacon. :lol2:

Pie 04-03-2009 01:51 PM

Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD!

jinx 04-03-2009 02:03 PM

Hear hear, Pie - bring on the squeeze foie gras!

Pie 04-03-2009 02:08 PM

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On toast points. With cornichons.

Tiki 04-03-2009 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 552595)
Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD!

Seriously, man. Living dangerously with squeeze bacon is like indulging in promiscuous sex with ugly virgins.

If I'm going to slut it up, culinary-style or otherwise, I want it to be worth it!

Queen of the Ryche 04-03-2009 02:43 PM

Gotta be greasy AND crunchy or it aint bacon.

xhaos01 04-03-2009 03:50 PM

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MmmmmMMmmmMMMMMM BACONLUBE


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