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marichiko 07-27-2005 07:59 PM

OK, I'll stop now. I only got two hours sleep last night and I'm even sillier than I usually am. I'll just go away now and eat some liberty fries...

lookout123 07-29-2005 04:13 PM

'nuff said.

footfootfoot 07-29-2005 05:28 PM

Good wine, good cheese, good bread, good movies, beautiful women, charming underclothes, (for cows too, see above), why should they have these things and not us? We should forget about iraq and iran and go to france and take all that shit for ourselves.

We shouldn't pay for it either because they would just try to short–change us.

tw 07-29-2005 08:27 PM

Meanwhile, there is always a sibling that the other family members don't especially like. Tommy Smothers said, "Mom always liked you best". Maybe Tommy Smothers was the Frenchman of that closely knit family.

Trilby 07-29-2005 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tw
Meanwhile, there is always a sibling that the other family members don't especially like.


Were YOU that family member? :D

tw 07-29-2005 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
Were YOU that family member?

Do you mean was I black, or was I related to sheep?

wolf 07-30-2005 12:38 AM

Someone hacked tw's login again ...

(good one)

Lunaephiliac 07-30-2005 11:42 PM

Frankly, I find myself struggling to care. America is not yet perfect, and I'd rather work on that than try to fix somebody else's country.

xoxoxoBruce 07-30-2005 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lunaephiliac
Frankly, I find myself struggling to care. America is not yet perfect, and I'd rather work on that than try to fix somebody else's country.

Wash your mouth out with Olympia. :lol:

marichiko 07-31-2005 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Wash your mouth out with Olympia. :lol:

I prefer Coors as my mouthwash of choice. They don't call the stuff "Colorado Kool-aide" for nothing. Which reminds me of a joke (WARNING: thread de-rail in progress):

A Coloradoan, a Texan, and a Californian were sitting in a bar having a round of drinks. The Californian chugged his white wine spritzer and threw his empty wine glass at the wall and said, "In California we have so much money, we never drink out of the same wine glass twice." The Texan stared at the Californian, and then, not to be out-done, he swallowed his shot of Jack Daniels in a single gulp and threw his empty shot glass at the wall and bragged, "In Texas we have so much sand that we never drink out of the same shot glass twice." The Coloradoan looked in disbelief at the Texan and Californian, finished his can of Coors off, crumpled up the can, and drew out a gun and shot both the Californian and the Texan. Then the Coloradoan looked around the bar and announced, "In Colorado we have so many Californians and Texans, we never drink with the same ones twice!"

I imagine you could switch around states and nationalities to tailor this joke to suit your own situation. ;)

xoxoxoBruce 07-31-2005 06:56 PM

Lunaephiliac is in Olympia country. ;)

BigV 08-01-2005 09:33 AM

I reckon Lunaephilliac is in No Alcohol Sales to Minors country, Olympic or otherwise. Maybe a Starbucks' buzz iis in order.

xoxoxoBruce 08-06-2005 01:03 AM

Why do you think he/she is a minor? :question:

bargalunan 08-08-2005 05:00 AM

I'm lost in this forum

Sorry my english is not fluent but you won't have to bear my awful accent.
As soon as I read all your messages about french people I will answer you.

It's quite interesting to see the opposite opinion despite they are not always very kind for us.
For instance I've recently met russians people, the "old communists opponents" and the main thing I've listened is that we're all victime of our medias and schoolbooks (our intellectual laziness too !) that distort the truth.

Later
Bye

LCanal 08-08-2005 05:57 AM

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Good wine, good cheese, good bread, beautiful women
Hey that's Laos

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We should forget about iraq and iran and go to Xxxx and take all that shit for ourselves
Air America was there but left. USAF was there and left a shit load of UXO there.


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