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wolf 12-20-2006 12:49 AM

In this case, an obstetrician at a local medical hospital ... but all that doctor can do is request that the person be evaluated for psychiatric treatment. There are no automatic hospitalizations under the Pennsylvania law. Even if a judge "orders" someone to be in a psych hospital, s/he can't really. It's all up to the doctor's evaluation and recommendations for level of care. Other states do things differently, however.

When a family member wants to commit someone, they have to come to me, fill out paperwork, and I review it against the criteria for "clear and present danger as a consequence of being severely mentally ill." If I think the information meets that test, I sign a warrant. If it doesn't, I deny the warrant. I have the equivalent power of a Common Pleas Court Judge of the Commonwealth with resepct to issuing a civil body warrant to have someone brought before a psychiatrist against their will for evaluation for inpatient treatment. The doctor decides if the person stays in the hospital or goes home.

An actual judge doesn't get involved until the passage of the first 120 hours of treatment. Up until the end of that time, the treating doctor can file a request for extending treatment up to 20 additional days. The patient goes before the mental health court and usually is represented by a public defender, although they do have the option of using a private attorney. Handy hint: if you ever end up going to mental health court, take the public defender. Private attorneys don't know a darn thing about mental health law, and tend to excell at screwing up a perfectly simple case, and charging you $400/hour for the privilege.

There's a way to extend that further, up to 90 additional days. I typically don't have anything to do with those parts, although I know how the process works.

Spexxvet 12-20-2006 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
...There is no fucking way that I'm going to allow the mentally ill antichrist to be born in MY hospital on Christmas.
...

Don't you have a set of your own Omen knives,

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Just for such an emergency?

wolf 12-20-2006 06:14 PM

In a manner of speaking ...

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zippyt 12-20-2006 07:41 PM

I have the equivalent power of a Common Pleas Court Judge of the Commonwealth with resepct to issuing a civil body warrant to have someone brought before a psychiatrist against their will for evaluation for inpatient treatment.

Have you ever been tempted to have some body locked up just to mess with them ???

xoxoxoBruce 12-20-2006 08:05 PM

Yes, but thankfully I don't live in her jurisdiction. :haha:

wolf 12-21-2006 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt
Have you ever been tempted to have some body locked up just to mess with them ???

I had to promise to use my powers only for good.

But yes, I do have an "in" with the doctors. I could make it stick.

zippyt 12-21-2006 04:20 PM

reminds self to be nice to Wolf !!!!

wolf 12-21-2006 05:53 PM

You always are, honey.

Spexxvet 12-21-2006 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

You can't kill the son of satan with that! Come ON!

footfootfoot 12-21-2006 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet
You can't kill the son of satan with that! Come ON!

Did you not see the fedora in back?

wolf 12-21-2006 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
You can't kill the son of satan with that! Come ON!

All depends on how you bless the bullets, sonny.

CaliforniaMama 12-22-2006 01:37 AM

This security guard approaches me in a parking garage. He motions to this SUV parked across two spaces and demands to know what to do about it. Like I know?

He tells me he's got a weapon and 11 bullets.

So shoot out the tires I say.

He says the problem is, at the end of his shift he has to return all 11 bullets back to the powers that be.

What good does it do to have it if you cain't use it??

Griff 12-22-2006 06:23 AM

I had a friend posted on the DMZ (Korea). They had their own ammo stashed, just in case.

Elspode 12-22-2006 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaMama
This security guard approaches me in a parking garage. He motions to this SUV parked across two spaces and demands to know what to do about it. Like I know?

He tells me he's got a weapon and 11 bullets.

So shoot out the tires I say.

He says the problem is, at the end of his shift he has to return all 11 bullets back to the powers that be.

What good does it do to have it if you cain't use it??

You have the authority to tell people to screw with badly parked cars? What the hell do you do for a living?

CaliforniaMama 12-24-2006 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
You have the authority to tell people to screw with badly parked cars? What the hell do you do for a living?

Hey, I'm a MOM, the highest (okay, second highest) authority there is!!


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