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Slart, i'm guessing #2.
ok: i was shot (peppered) in the neck while quail hunting i've caught a 7 foot tiger shark ran naked through the streets of amsterdam |
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why it did not bite me i dont know.. but i am very lucky that it didnt. i would have to guess that you have been shot in the neck. it seems only natural for me to assume that with you Americans :) i saw my cousin get shot in the ass about two years ago by his brother (my older cousin) with an air rifle after he had just been the biggest smartass all day. It was hilarious! |
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a suicide attempt? you were on the aussie version of fear factor? a bet? you heard you could get high? you're just plain crazy? |
had to of been a aussie version of fear factor!
yeah, i was shot in the neck. |
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None of the above :) It was a few years ago and i hadnt realised it was a male one (only the male are deadly). I was fighting with my father and was in a very bad bood to begin with and just was waiting for an opportunity to do something naughty. i really dont like it when he kills the spiders in our house i much prefer he put them outside (unless of course they have the ability to paralyze then kill you in a matter of seconds) Well i walked past just as he was about to squash him, and begged him to put it outside instead. he refused and so just as he went to whack it, i grabbed it and stuck it in my mouth before he could explain what it was. i walked outside and let it fall from my mouth onto the path in the garden (kind of spat it out but it kept hanging onto the side of my lips with its legs). dad was in hysterics and was sure it had bitten me. he captured it in a jar and rushed me to the medical centre. but it hadnt bitten me, and i was fine. the spider was identified as the male sydney funnell web and the doctor kept the spider. lucky!! :) :) |
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A friend of mine has a better story than mine. One year it was not too cold, so he slept under a three story Snoopy balloon in the middle of 77th street. |
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A friend of mine has a better story than mine. One year it was not too cold, so he slept under a three story Snoopy balloon smack in the middle of 77th street. |
Well i walked past just as he was about to squash him, and begged him to put it outside instead. he refused and so just as he went to whack it, i grabbed it and stuck it in my mouth before he could explain what it was.
Holy. Shit. I have a great newfound respect for you, SunSparkz. How old were you? |
Old enough to know better :)
it was around 1997. |
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