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plthijinx 04-29-2004 05:53 PM

Slart, i'm guessing #2.

ok:

i was shot (peppered) in the neck while quail hunting

i've caught a 7 foot tiger shark

ran naked through the streets of amsterdam

Sun_Sparkz 04-29-2004 06:12 PM

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blood of a snake or the spider was cooked.
I have held in my mouth for about 3 or 4 minutes a large Male Sydney Funnell Web Spider. and it was most certainly alive and wriggling!

why it did not bite me i dont know.. but i am very lucky that it didnt.

i would have to guess that you have been shot in the neck. it seems only natural for me to assume that with you Americans :)

i saw my cousin get shot in the ass about two years ago by his brother (my older cousin) with an air rifle after he had just been the biggest smartass all day. It was hilarious!

SteveDallas 04-29-2004 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Sun_Sparkz


I have held in my mouth for about 3 or 4 minutes a large Male Sydney Funnell Web Spider. and it was most certainly alive and wriggling!

why it did not bite me i dont know.. but i am very lucky that it didnt.

I'm more interested in why or how you came to do this!

lumberjim 04-29-2004 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sun_Sparkz


I have held in my mouth for about 3 or 4 minutes a large Male Sydney Funnell Web Spider. and it was most certainly alive and wriggling!

why it did not bite me i dont know.. but i am very lucky that it didnt.


WHY??!?!


a suicide attempt?

you were on the aussie version of fear factor?

a bet?

you heard you could get high?

you're just plain crazy?

plthijinx 04-29-2004 06:27 PM

had to of been a aussie version of fear factor!

yeah, i was shot in the neck.

Sun_Sparkz 04-29-2004 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim


WHY??!?!


a suicide attempt?

you were on the aussie version of fear factor?

a bet?

you heard you could get high?

you're just plain crazy?


None of the above :)

It was a few years ago and i hadnt realised it was a male one (only the male are deadly). I was fighting with my father and was in a very bad bood to begin with and just was waiting for an opportunity to do something naughty.

i really dont like it when he kills the spiders in our house i much prefer he put them outside (unless of course they have the ability to paralyze then kill you in a matter of seconds)

Well i walked past just as he was about to squash him, and begged him to put it outside instead. he refused and so just as he went to whack it, i grabbed it and stuck it in my mouth before he could explain what it was.

i walked outside and let it fall from my mouth onto the path in the garden (kind of spat it out but it kept hanging onto the side of my lips with its legs). dad was in hysterics and was sure it had bitten me. he captured it in a jar and rushed me to the medical centre. but it hadnt bitten me, and i was fine. the spider was identified as the male sydney funnell web and the doctor kept the spider.

lucky!!




:) :)

DanaC 04-29-2004 06:34 PM

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ran naked through the streets of amsterdam
Well shit, I thought everybody did that at some time in their life

plthijinx 04-29-2004 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by DanaC


Well shit, I thought everybody did that at some time in their life

wellllllll almost!:rolleyes: a little busy doing other things:drunk: :joint: :doit: :doit:

Slartibartfast 04-29-2004 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by plthijinx
Slart, i'm guessing #2.

actually, it was #1. I used to be on the inflation crew that would inflate (not blow up) the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade balloons. This used to be done the night before Thanksgiving on two closed off streets by the museum. The weather is almost always freezing, so they have heated busses, but they also open a floor of the museum so people can go in and warm up and sleep.

A friend of mine has a better story than mine. One year it was not too cold, so he slept under a three story Snoopy balloon in the middle of 77th street.

Slartibartfast 04-29-2004 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by plthijinx
Slart, i'm guessing #2.

actually, it was #1. I used to be on the inflation crew that would inflate (not blow up) the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade balloons. This used to be done the night before Thanksgiving on two closed off streets by the museum. The weather is almost always freezing, so they have heated busses, but they also open a floor of the museum so people can go in and warm up and sleep.

A friend of mine has a better story than mine. One year it was not too cold, so he slept under a three story Snoopy balloon smack in the middle of 77th street.

Clodfobble 04-29-2004 08:59 PM

Well i walked past just as he was about to squash him, and begged him to put it outside instead. he refused and so just as he went to whack it, i grabbed it and stuck it in my mouth before he could explain what it was.

Holy. Shit.

I have a great newfound respect for you, SunSparkz. How old were you?

Sun_Sparkz 04-29-2004 09:06 PM

Old enough to know better :)

it was around 1997.


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