He's a little knight in shining armor awaiting some damsel to save.

...if the witch of a sister he's got doesn't break him before he reaches adolescence, he'll be a noble one indeed, methinks.

last night my son hit my daughter. I got pretty mad because it was the second time that day. So i told him it was time for bed. He started toward the back stairs, but i was heading to the front, so i put my hand on his shoulder and turned him. " You almost killed me!" he said. "Yeah, I'm about to kill ya" I said sarcastically.

Without missing a beat he said, " But I wanted a LONGER life!"

Just overheard the kids talking...

girl: what do you think of when you hear the word "spring"?
boy: bouncing
girl: oh, I think of red
boy: wanna know what I think of when I hear the word "red"?
girl: what?
boy: federalism
girl: what the hell is that?
boy: I don't even really know.... something to do with politics

Not one of mine, but a friend:
After graduating form College with an art degree (haha) this woman got a job as a school bus driver. First day of driving the second graders are getting on the bus with their macaroni collages they made and the woman is getting all verklempt at the sweet poignant memories of her own grade school art projects and she hears a kid behind her say to her seat-mate
"Get off my macaroni collage, you mother fucker."

It just wasn't the same for her after that.

OMG.

I lol'd so hard I had to set my coffee cup down just now.

My daughter's Kindergarten class just recently celebrated their 100th day of school. One of the things they did was discuss what they would do with $100.

me, very interested in her answer: "so, what did you say?"

she: "I would buy a guinea pig, and then a puppy. Then if I had at one dollar left, I would give it to the poor" (she is fixated on "the poor" lately)

me, slightly proud of her for thinking of that: "Oh, that's really thoughtful. But why only a dollar?"

she: "Well, what can you buy with only one dollar these days??"

me::right:

HA! Kids are great.