It sure does save ya a lot of money on tissues and razors.

(farmers blow snot out their noses over their shoulders and have beards)

Well, hmmm...that's interesting. That description makes you all sound like...the Taliban!

despite a tendency to distrust the govt and stockpile weapons and ammunition, I can assure you that rural gentlemen are nothing like the taliban.

No. They wear towels on their heads, we shave our heads or wear military covers. Or really dirty John Deere ball caps.

And we don't fuck goats......we fuck sheep, like yer spoasta. :D

TMI? But you ASKED ... and I was VERY demure about it. If it went to TMI level then it's YOUR OWN DIRTY MIND THAT TOOK YOU THERE SYCAMORE.

And here I was going to suggest that you take slang along on your expedition to take photographs of naked blonde military pilots. he takes really great pictures, and I think would really enjoy himself.

Hey, "Ham and Cam" that rhymes, did you plan this syc.

my god I go on spring break and the place turns into a frickin' circus. Need to have a couple of beers after reading that thread(wolf and slang, wolf and slang, *shiver* just imagine the carnage).

Ah, yes ... just imagine ... :D but enough of my sweet reverie.

This is where you may come to appreciate our levels of restraint and control.

Also, there's a war on, and I, at least, feel the need to conserve as much ammunition as possible. Saving it for a rainy day or a several weeks long stand off, you know ... that doesn't mean I won't make an exception should I run into anyone who's in need of some bilateral lead therapy.

"slangirlfriend. and damn proud of it, too. :) "

Heh, and I was starting to think Wolf's rural Beau was gonna lose out to ole Slang! Cool.

Little didja know ... 'twas the slangster the whole time. ;)
(actually I was surprised that nobody put it together before now ...)

Demure my azz!

Slang? You up for it? Nudie pics of military chicks?

I figured that slang knew someone here when he mentioned that he had heard of Jag's antics (back in the days when Slang was Mr. Asshole, just before being deposed by Cairo).

Sorry. That would only distract me from the focus of my life right now, getting the fuck out of the shitjob before I euthanise someone. I gotta stay focused.

I'm still Mr Asshole, I just dont communicate that to you guys.

I ain't buying that. You gotta mix a little play in with the work.

And yeah, you're still an asshole...just a kindler, gentler one.

I stand in the mirror with my pistol wearing my dumb assed gas garb and tell people to fuck off pointing the gun at them for fun.

"Yeah fuck head, I'll stamp yer god damned card alright (points gun into the morror)"

"NO, I dont know when the fucking gas is coming down in price"

"Yes, I know it's fucking nasty outside dumbass, I'm standing in the rain"

"No , I wont check yer oil.....fucking grow a pair, will ya"

"I dont really give a monkey fucking rats ass if you are in a hurry, I'm listening to the radio in this earbud.....you got a problem with that!!?"

"Go fuck yerself asslick, yer getting $80 worth of dimes back for change, what were you thinking bringing me a $100 bill at 6:15!?"

"Yeah, go ahead and bitch to the boss, he'll fire me for sure, because people that will show up, can make change and that *havent* been convicted of homocide are lining up at the office to work for $6 bucks an hour......dumbass"

And yes, the career gaspumper I work with, the one that actually busts his ass to get you your gas in a pleasant efficient manner, thinks I am an incredible asshole, as does the boss. For that matter, I'm so miserable everyone I talk to thinks the same.

boss and co-workers: you fuck this up, you fuck that up, you need to do *this*, you need to do *that*....bitch , moan, whine.

slang: (very politely) Let me clarify my role here gentlemen, until I graduate, this will likely be my job, which I do willingly. I am not interested in climbing your "corp ladder" here and I dont care who has seniority, this is a shitjob. The *only* thing I really need to know is when I should stop dragging my ass here to eat your shit sandwhiches. Is there anything I have just said that isn't chrystal clear?

Ok, I'm done whining for tonight. :)