Lolz. True DAT.

It hurt so good..... Ew. I just grossed myself out.

Just ask Rick Santorum.....

I know it was not SS, but I received a gift today from Lola Bunny. Thank You Lola and Merry Christmas.

Yay, it came in time. I'm glad the cookies are intact. You're very welcome and a Happy Christmas to you too!

Ups , should be there monday

My gift arrived!

Many thanks to Lola Bunny, who sent me a cool flashlight, a handy writing pad (and I swear to God, I had JUST been thinking I wanted to get a little notepad for my purse because I'm always short of paper when I need it) and this cool pen that retracts the ink tip when you *shorten* the outside cartridge, so there's no way for it to accidentally come out during normal jostling.

It's all fantastic. Thank you, Lola!

You are very welcome. I'm so glad you like practical things. :-)

Twil's dog, Jack, is staying with me for a couple days. Just a minute ago, he went berserk in my singly-occupied, quiet house. WTF Jack? Not an alien attack *again*?! But Jack would not be consoled, so I decided to leash him (he's a bolter, and I definitely want my deposit back.) "Come on Jack, I'll show you, there's nobody out there to be insane about. See? Nothing out therrrrr... ooops, you were barking at the package left by my SECRET SANTA!"

Santa (or santa's helper, whatev) left the package on my top step, touching the screen door. There's no way for me to open the door without moving the package. Slowly, slowly, crap. Like a clumsy cardboard slinky, the box walked down all the stairs. D'oh! I went out and picked it up and didn't find anything oozing or weeping or bleeding from the seams, and it didn't make any rattly or clanky sounds when I turned it over to check for problems. But I won't be able to completely assess the damage until Christmas.

THANK YOU SANTA!

well if didn' work for ya
sorry

Oh and because of you Jim... I am spending my night watching monty python!!!! I did not get the reference, but as soon as I reading your adventures with packing the dragon.. my husband burst out laughing.... and now... monty python- holy grail is on...

Could someone put this shit in some kind of order. Looks like folks have no clue as to where post the PHOTOS OF GIFTS