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BigV 01-20-2013 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 849189)
It doesn't have the same ring when you put it that way. Besides, it's considered impolite to respond to full-on snark with logic.

Interesting... Noted; should be cross-posted in Protip thread.

DanaC 01-21-2013 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 849327)
Double edged assault swords should be banned. What does the average person need with a sword that was designed for just one purpose ... slaying dragons. Swords should be limited to one sharp edge and the tip should be blunted. Only blood thirsty Black Knight wannabes need to both slash AND thrust.

*snort*

Trilby 01-21-2013 06:45 AM

I don't know about the rest of the women here but I like both slash and thrust.

Spexxvet 01-21-2013 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 849309)
The average human has less than two legs.

True or false: A person has one arm.

True, but usually a person has a second one, as well.

Glinda 01-21-2013 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 849309)
The average human has less than two legs.

It's fewer! :mad2: The average human has FEWER than two legs. ARGH!!




Wait. What?

Clodfobble 01-21-2013 09:51 PM

Only if you assume they're missing one whole leg. I propose that in the case of partial limbs, it is, in fact, "less" leg.

toranokaze 01-21-2013 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 849088)
AND...you have to have to be insured and licensed to own and operate that weapon.

eta...this was to be an adjunct to Tril's post, not tor's. So it sounds like Im saying that doing so hasnt changed anything with cars so why would it change for guns. But what I wanted it to sound like is..why is there a system of accountablility for a cars but not guns?

And titles, training classes...

ZenGum 01-21-2013 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 849480)
Only if you assume they're missing one whole leg. I propose that in the case of partial limbs, it is, in fact, "less" leg.

... but as soon as you put the "s" on "legs" you're treating it as countable.
1.8 legs is fewer than 2.0 legs.

ZenGum 01-21-2013 10:47 PM

Oh and most swords are honest, law abiding swords. It is only a small few callous and cruel swords which do this.

Swords don't kill people, only bastard swords kill people.

On a roll of 14 or higher on a d20.

Griff 01-22-2013 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 849369)
True or false: A person has one arm.

True, but usually a person has a second one, as well.

I deny your definition of person.

DanaC 01-22-2013 05:36 AM

I deny your definition of definition.

Griff 01-22-2013 05:37 AM

I reject your definition of deny.

ZenGum 01-22-2013 07:11 AM

I object to you subjecting rejecting to objectification.

DanaC 01-22-2013 07:26 AM

Objection denied!

DanaC 01-22-2013 07:26 AM

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Sorry.....got a bit carried away with the courtroom scene...


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