maybe I just need to be filled in on the 'rules' of this society..

Rule for this society: "I just might kill someone" is not a good joke.
Rule for yourself: A society where "I just might kill someone" is a good joke is not a good society to be in.

Metaphors do not work well when there is a disease involved in which concrete interpretation of metaphorical statements is a common symptom.

(if you've ever had a therapist ask you to explain proverbs, they're testing for schizophrenia)

Correction: not everyone here is ƒucking crazy. You are, but that's excusable. You're stupid, too. Also excusable. The poorly conveyed, even more poorly understood Christian claptrap, also excusable. Put them all together and you still pass the threshhold afforded by our collective sense of pity mixed with morbid fascination and insuppressible laughter.

However, there is a line.

You've crossed it, in case you hadn't noticed.

You are truly, deeply, and possibly irrevocably, what is known as a real "piece of shit" human being. It doesn't make me feel good to tell you this.

But maybe, just maybe, upon receiving the verbal equivalent of being smashed directly in the ego with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, you'll say to yourself "Hey, I ƒucked up bad. I need to reexamine my shit, like deep down, to the darkest nooks and crannies of my malformed abortion of what passes--these days--for a human soul."

You think you're better than anybody? Because you can parrot childish fairy tales from a mediocre, 2,000 year-old self-help book? Get a ƒucking clue, if you're able (which I doubt). You can hide behind whatever books you like, it won't "fix" what's broken inside you.

You haven't just misspoken, you've revelaed your true colors.

I disagree and again, stand by my statement. YMMV

I BLEED red white and blue..

You're French?

"Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's" (Matthew 22:21).

The red, white and blue are Caesar's. Do not be overly bothered by the earthly authority of government.

I agree with Flint. JBK is a piece of shit. But, unlike JB, shit can be useful.

So long as you are bleeding, that's all that matters.

Violence begets violence.

Isn't that inbreeding?

Seems to be.

You know, like the aristocrat kind, not the hillbilly kind.

No offense to aristocrats or hillbillies, mind you. :rolleyes:

Violence is kinda offended, tho'.....