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$199 retail at Sam Ash. cheaper than the $299 Baby Martin. comes with a little bag that you can carry it in, and a strap.

i bought the extended warranty too. 2 extra years against defects and 4 set ups per year for $25. I paid $52 to set up my strat. (this means adjusting intonation, changing the strings ( you buy the strings ) and other minor adjustments. I think I am going to have the saddle lowered a 32nd" to improve the action on the higher frets)

I'm pleased with it. It's like having a uke, but i know how to play it!

Wow Jim, only just got back to this thread, that was great :)

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 764020)

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oh, and you should see the parody of Moonshadow that foot3 wrote. Too risque for me to perform, but hysterical.

I'll leave it to foot if he wants to post it.

CITE!!!

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 765572)

CITE!!!

make a poll and we'll see

Please please please please please?

I'm sure it's better than you think. I'd be interested in seeing the lyrics. Although the more suspense that leads up to the reveal, the higher the expectations will be.

It's not the better-ness of it. It's that it is incredibly vulgar, juvenile, and sophomoric. It is not, however violent or scatological, so maybe I will post it.
But I really think it needs to be performed by someone to be fully appreciated.

What would be really awesome would be Lola singing it with her Ukulele.

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 765623)

it is incredibly vulgar, juvenile, and sophomoric.

Perfect!

alright. twist my arm.

But I expect a musical dwellar to at least attempt a recording.

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Oh, I'm bein' jacked off in yer mom’s shower, mom’s shower, mom’s shower
spankin and yankin' in yer mom’s shower, mom’s shower, mom’s shower

And when ever I use my hands, how I’ll plough her with my glans,
Oh when ever I use my hands, Oh.... I’ll come on her tits some more.
And when ever I close my eyes, I still see her spread her thighs,
Yes, when ever I close my eyes, Oh I spread both her legs some more.

Oh I'm getting’ oral in yer mom’s shower, mom’s shower, mom’s shower
Suckin’ and fuckin’ in yer mom’s shower, mom’s shower, mom’s shower

And when my come runs down her legs, she will moan, and she will beg,
Yes when my come runs down her legs, Oh she won't want to walk… too sore.
And when ever I use my my mouth, on my knees, heading south,
Yes when ever I use my mouth, Oh, I’ll tongue her right to the floor...

Oh my spunk’s being swallowed in yer mom’s shower, mom’s shower, mom’s shower
Suckin’ and fuckin’ in yer mom’s shower, mom’s shower, mom’s shower

I think it’s too big to fit me! She cried that fateful night.
When ya gonna put it in me? And are we gonna fuck all night?

Now I’m getting anal in yer mom’s shower, mom’s shower, mom’s shower
Suckin’ and fuckin’ mom’s shower, mom’s shower, mom’s shower

Wow, that IS incredibly vulgar, juvenile, and sophomoric.
:)

That is the funniest thing ever! Come on Jim, the audience demands a performance!

:lol:

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Wow, that IS incredibly vulgar, juvenile, and sophomoric.

Just like the rest of us.

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Oh she won't want to walk… too sore

Best line. :rotflol: