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I've had the time of my liiiiffffffffffe
And I never felt this way before
I swear, it's the truth
And I owe it all to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

:vomit:

you bumped Ben to the orphan post position. I think you secretly like that pile of drivel......

I used to saaaaaay I and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Now it's uuuuuuus

now it's weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and "I'll be there"..........

please, don't.

Most of my posts are orphans. I'm going to write a meaningful song about my orphan posts.

In the meantime:

There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart.

:mecry:

(When a song has 'once upon a time' in it, you know it's gonna suck sappy eggs.)

I am sailing, I am sailing
home again
across the sea
I am sailing
stormy waters
to be near you
to be free

I am flying.......

I am yawning.......

I guess now it's time for me to give up
I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
oh yeah
got a fist of pure emotion
got a head of shattered dreams
gonna leave it
gonna leave it all behind now
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
want you back...
want you back....
want you back for good

Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it
because I just don't have any balls.........

RUN, GIRL, RUN! :lol:

I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm

loved it at the time, now it epitomizes whiny. Even the drums are whining.

My first instinct is "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but I don't think that even counts as music :|

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 728441)

I just rediscovered Seasons in the Sun a few weeks ago. I actually put it on the iPod. It really took me back to my early childhood. It occupies the same pigeon hole in my brain as Billy Don't Be a Hero.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 728443)

Yeah yeah, for me Billy Don't Be a Hero shares that space with The Night Chicago Died.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 728494)

But anyway, they're also all part of one same category, which is "60s-70s hit singles in which a major character in the song dies."

Billy, Don't Be a Hero (who dies: Billy)
Casey Jones (who dies: Casey Jones)
Leader of the Pack (who dies: Jimmy, apparently the Leader of the Pack)
Run, Joey, Run (who dies: in an ironic twist, not Joey, but his preggers whore girlfriend)
The Night Chicago Died (who dies: hoodlum gang members, a hundred cops... but not dad!)
Indian Reservation (who dies: Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe)
Seasons in the Sun (who dies: singer, listener)

But they really crossed over the line when the animals started to get it:

Wildfire (who dies: Wildfire; and, you might have missed it, Wildfire's owner)
Shannon (who dies: Shannon; and the lyrics don't say it, but they are about a dog)

But it wasn't enough to get just the animals, oh no, they had to get the imaginary mythical creatures too.

Puff, the Magic Dragon (who dies: Puff, the Magic Dragon. Honest.)

That's the night the lights went out in Georgia (casualties: Andy, singer's brother, singer's sister in law, Andy and the Brother's friendship, the Brother's and Sister-in-law's marriage, reputation of all backwoods southern Judges and Sheriffs.) basically, if Sam Peckinpah wrote songs, this would be one of his. A Bloodbath.

And what the heck happened to that person or being or whatever it was in Angie Baby?

I never did understand that song!

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 730375)

And what the heck happened to that person or being or whatever it was in Angie Baby?

I never did understand that song!

I believe it puts the lotion on its skin

Satin Sheets > Jeanne Pruett