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I can do that , Small Ballpean hammers do WOUNDERS !!!

I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me. Phillippians 4:13

OK. Really, there are tons of things I can't do.

But you know what? I started writing a list of things I can't do . . . such as: I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't run very far, and I realized that's dumb because I can indeed do all those things. Maybe not very well, maybe not right NOW without practicing, but there's not a damn thing stopping me. OK. I can't FLY (without mechanical assistance), I can't get any younger, I can't have a do-over on life, I can't become invisible, can't go to college for free . . . blah blah blah. But for normal types of things, why the hell not?

And BTW, I reheat Chinese food in the microwave all the time. General Tso's is my favorite, followed by lo mein. Yummy!

Ya can't lick your own elbow.

Ya can't lick your own elbow.
seen it done dude
WAY sexy lezbo !!

Dayum.:eek:

post or pic or it didn't happen!

He's prolly got 'em!

I can't belch and fart at the same time.

You Just havent tryed Hard enough Dude !!

sneeze, belch, fart, and piss for the win!

Apparently, I can't leave an empty slot in my diary. Anything longer that 10 minutes and I'll schedule something in it...... :lol:

Kill this thread.

Ya can't even throw my cat through the door when there is snow on.

did you try opening the door?