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Lamplighter 12-04-2010 08:49 PM

I agree with you on the turkey burgers, but if you put enough nitrates and salt into turkey bacon, it tastes just like the real thing.
richlevy Dec '10

skysidhe 12-29-2010 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 702277)
Goals that must be completed at all costs, usually cost all.

I should print this so I can remember. For someone who has let goals go for the common good, I appreciate it. It has lighted my guilt load. Yes, I have guilt. I lied when I said I didn't.

Lamplighter 01-23-2011 12:07 PM

"The only thing crazier than schizophrenics is the way society treats them."

-- 1/22/11 10:06 am @ My wife

Gravdigr 01-23-2011 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf (Post 697796)
1. The Gerbil survives felching.

2. It wasn't Richard Gere, it was Jerry Penacoli

For a gerbil to be involved in felching, you'd need a really tiny tube/hose/straw, even if it's the gerbil doing the felching.


BTW: I used to know a guy with the last name of 'Fulcher'. Guess what we called him...

monster 01-23-2011 07:28 PM

There's a Felch street in Ann Arbor. I chortle.

Gravdigr 01-26-2011 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 707525)
I chortle.

When felching/being felched? Or just in general?

:p:

skysidhe 03-22-2011 10:22 AM

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. ~Doug Larson

jimhelm 04-05-2011 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronny Cammareri
Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and *die*. The storybooks are *bullshit*. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and *get* in my bed!

http://vimeo.com/3802602

infinite monkey 04-05-2011 12:32 PM

:notworthy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronny Cammareri
I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?


Sheldonrs 04-05-2011 01:29 PM

"A day spent wasted is not necessarily a wasted day."

Me

skysidhe 04-12-2011 07:05 PM

very nice

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.(unknown)


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