That's IT:

AClipRoundTheLughole!

:lol:

Sounds like something Cloud would approve of....

:)
She would love it!

The only piercings I have left are my ears, and they're iffy.

edit: That sounds like i had other piercings. Being a kid of the 80s, I got my regular earring holes when I was 11...then in college got two more on the left side. Those two more are probably closed. The regular ones still work. I just so very rarely wear jewelry anymore.

Are you really thinking of changing your name?

If you like clever, you might look through the car talk show credits. http://www.cartalk.com/content/about...s/credits.html

Here's one I modified just for you -

Student loan consultant: Nora Lenderbee

Mobius Dick

Or you could go with a roller derby name. [we watched Whip It recently]

Eva Destruction?

Iron Maven?

How about your African name -Tongi Ncheak

Oh. I likey. Mine mine mine. Maybe I'll start signing commitment warrants that way. I have a special sloppy signature for that, so nobody will know what it really says.

Teh suckage at work has really impaired my ability to post.

Maybe Eva d'Structionne would be more subtle. Or maybe not.

Neither a borrower nor a lenderbee.

I like it!

So many good suggestions.

Shawnee! You just snuck past the Toad! You little horror!

and Eva Destruction made me :lol: all over again. We all need roller derby names.

Wow, how did that happen?

Every time a student says something stupid, Shawnee submits another post at the Cellar to regain her sanity. It was inevitable. :D

She has a secret forum that only she can see where she holds raging arguments with herself and the voices and the ghosts of the dead hobos. and Homer. and the voices. no i didn't forget you. See you're in there twice now. happy? good.