Must have bacon. Lots of bacon. Maybe we could use the bacon we brined from the back-strap of the last explorers?

Come on in. And bring Sir Nigel with you.

Yes, yes.... Where is that bloody Nigel? He was supposed to be bringing the lamp oil and irst aid kit this time.

day 1.5
 

was going to post this in the potd but was unable to
http://www.ohmibod.com/

Very Sorry for being late!

I seem to have lost the contents of three water bags so I had to stop and refill them all. It is good water, do not mind the color or the chunks of ... stuff.

I had to stop and refill these waterbags. There was a nice river in the jungle back there, you know. Do not worry about the color or the little chunks of things. I drink this water myself!

This is hilarious:

http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15274

Well ello there fellow explorers, it took me a while to catch up but here i am! has anybody collected any interesting tidbits of data yet? I am particularly interested in the sense of humour of the locals wot wot.

No wonder you're all eatin' each other!
:eek:

Goodness me, a tribe of cannibals?

Most fascinating, wot wot! I daresay I might just partake of this strange cultural practice, just this once, in the name of science.

For those of you who need aid, there is a doctor in the house, albeit an eye doctor. For those in need, he's the best there is round here.

jolly good, sir ralph right glad to see you in camp...

Classic! These men show signs of the early stages of Beriberi, but they don't need a doctor. They just need a good hearty steak with plenty of iron and B-vitamins. I have ordered the chef to defrost some of our finest, and tonight's feast will include green leafy salads in vinagrette, as well as the mash of root vegetables.

Oh dear! There seems to be some strange supernatural goings on around here. It appears as if Sir Nigel fell into a mystical wormhole and arrived before he arrived. Very puzzling indeed!

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