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jinx 01-23-2009 12:39 PM

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

Cicero 01-23-2009 01:01 PM

Heathers:

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"

And

"Hey, so what's your damage?!?"

Shawnee123 01-23-2009 01:12 PM

Love Heathers! That line about "more people" showing up for that one chick's funeral...no time to look must get back to meeting.

jinx, that B Manilow is from Breakfast Club, right?

Crimson Ghost 01-23-2009 10:26 PM

Move it up until the private in front of you smiles.

Well... No shit.

You're not afraid of a little blood, are you?

I do not like you! You cannot bring your shit here without my permission! Disappear, scumbag! (paraphrased)

Hey - my tour of duty runs another 85 years! There's a piece of dirt up here with your name on it! I'm waitin' for you, you little maggot! (paraphrased)

I smell bullshit.

capnhowdy 01-23-2009 11:00 PM

" I wasn't plannin' on hitting you with my face."

babydoll 01-24-2009 02:39 AM

"What? No! We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

Shawnee123 01-24-2009 09:24 AM

I was just reminded of one of my all time favorite segments on The Sopranos: Christopher (must be said like Adriana said it) and Paulie were chasing the russian dude in the woods. Russian dude hits Christopher upside the head with a shovel. Paulie is on the phone with Tony, and trying to be cryptic on the cell, Tony asks if they got "the package."

Paulie responds "The package hit Chrissie with an implement."

Oh, and who didn't love Adriana? She was great!

HungLikeJesus 01-24-2009 04:43 PM

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Bullitt 01-26-2009 02:07 PM

http://i44.tinypic.com/28aki86.jpg

suncrafter 01-30-2009 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 517897)
Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?

"Blues Brothers" right?

Pie 01-30-2009 08:42 AM

I hear Dr. Farnsworth's voice in my head a couple of times a day, on average. It's getting ridiculous. :haha:

Radar 01-30-2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 525908)
I was just reminded of one of my all time favorite segments on The Sopranos: Christopher (must be said like Adriana said it) and Paulie were chasing the russian dude in the woods. Russian dude hits Christopher upside the head with a shovel. Paulie is on the phone with Tony, and trying to be cryptic on the cell, Tony asks if they got "the package."

Paulie responds "The package hit Chrissie with an implement."

Oh, and who didn't love Adriana? She was great!


I was really sad when they whacked her, but not as sad as when Tony killed Chris. There have been a lot of times during the show when I both loved and hated Tony. But when he killed Chris, I secretly hoped Phil would get to him first.

Radar 01-30-2009 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 526703)

Man, that shit really works. :)

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar (Post 528736)
I was really sad when they whacked her, but not as sad as when Tony killed Chris. There have been a lot of times during the show when I both loved and hated Tony. But when he killed Chris, I secretly hoped Phil would get to him first.

Oh yeah...I loved Adriana and Christopher. I cried when they whacked her! What a great show, huh? :)

I had to give up HBO and cable before the last season. I still haven't seen it.

Shawnee123 01-30-2009 07:53 PM

Oh, and a movie line:

Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy.


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