I too have also spent time with Fritos and Doritos, also with GTOs and Teatos.

Didn't anyone see "Whale Rider"? Maori, no?

Maori. Maori. Oh, wasn't she Alex P Keaton's sister on Family Ties?

I know who the Maori are, and have even seen a couple films made in NZ that feature modern Maori characters and storylines, Te Rua and Once were Warriors.

Great flick!

Yeah...that was an awesome movie. I loved it. Spent a lot of time with wet eye during it though.

He's so needy. I won't take him to the cinema any more.

Kiri Te Kanawa. Sheesh.

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie,
That's annoying...

When the eel lunges out
And it bites off your snout,
That's a moray...

Where the Yalies drink beer,
And they sing -- not so clear --
That's at Morey's...

A New Zealander man
With a permanent tan --
That's a Maori!