We've never really needed one...

...the pressure's hardly ever built up to unendurable levels. He writes to elicit contempt, duly receives it, and thus confirms to himself that the world is a dark, unfriendly place that he's well out of.

Yes, I can think of much better lifestyles.

where is he anyway? Isn't he about due to come out and lambaste someone?

I think he'll turn up in the Oil Peak thread any minute.

I wish I had thought of this last week and we could have saved a lot of hand wringing and gnashing of teeth over cunt punting but at the risk of too little too late you could always just spit on the girl's soul.

People hate me because I am outside the norm and refuse to follow or obey rules. I drink too much, spend too much time reading and writing, but continue to live above my means. I am much too polite and humorous to be real and I make Industrial Souls nervous and uncomfortable because I am loud and express myself despite any surrounding....People hate me because I have the look of someone that was attractive years past but has allowed my time and circumstances to give way to extra weight, messy hair, and lack of concern for shaving like a someone you know that would be gorgeous if they lost 50 pounds or that could be in movies if they only took that chance and abandoned everything for the opportunity...I am old, and tired, and my insides feel as if they have been scoured with iron wool
I am 33 and waiting to die

And exactly where have you been for the past year TheEdge44?

welcome back

I've been partially dead and hiding from Society...times are hard and I am old and dirty inside.

In that case, this is where you belong.:D

COOL!

show us a picture of your nappy ass so we can all judge you looking up from the Cellar.:p

Dear Edge44: Get thee to a doctor. There are meds for things like this. And sometimes they work!

Semicolon cleansing for the hemipygian!

But it's not just for them any more...:rolleyes:

Huhm. 3,666 posts as of now. What hath God wrought?!

I love the Greek word for ass.

Pygos. But I can't think of any jokes but bad interlingual puns about pygos. Pygos In Space...