I don't know if I'm swooning or just fainting now...

"Aye, therrre's something worrrn under the kilt..."

I'm just thinking that it doesn't matter if you use whatever method is fastest for you and your particular circumstances, just use one or two of those saved seconds to check for splatters and then clean them up.

I thought only old men and homosexuals wore 'Y fronts'.:D

Thongs don't have one.

Always when in shorts.

Does the preferred technique change if the purpose is a quickie in the hallway or elevator at work?

Oh you're the person that pees in the car-park lift then!
I always wondered where the smell came from.