grumblegrumblegrumble

pssst. tea water is ready.......

i think i forgot my phone

Ya, you left it in the bathroom.

Where it could all too easily be pushed right into the bowl...

...but you guys enforce the seat-down rule, eh??

That doesn't help with the poop molecules.

There are probably molecules all over that phone. It's been in that room for how long now.

*dialing hazmat hotline*

just don't use Jim's phone - ewwwwwwwwwwww

OH MANNNNN.

my phone is infected with poop molecules now...

i'll have to sanitize it for my protection.

30 seconds in the microwave

Speaking of poop molecules- I am feeling particularly discordant today.....

While you are sanitizing Jim, I have a list of some websites you should go to. :)

Well? Where's the list, dammit? Don't keep us in suspense.