I'lllll bet none of you fuckers witnessed a tazing today.

You are getting ready for your big weekend, aren't you?

As Seinfeld observed ... I'll never understand women. These are people who will apply hot wax to their bikini area, rip that hair out by the roots ... and then be afraid of a spider ...

I aint afraid of no spider.

Hey, at least you don't have a spider crawling out of your ass crack anymore.

I killed a massive fucking spider about a month ago. And when the flyswatter smacked it, there was a little grey poof and a hundred tiny baby spiders went flying in all directions. I had to hunt all of them down too.

You saw that pic?

Ah Dinnunt think yah would be, Ducks.
Jus mekkin tha comment in general.

(Dont know what accent this is supposed to be. Meh.)

scotch, ya wee gummerel.

Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.

The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?

...and the wind cried Mary.

I bet none of you fuckers got married last week.

Congratulations!!!!
:headshake

Congrats Queequeger!!!

I bet none of you fuckers spent your honeymoon on The Cellar.

non-fuckers, that is...

It was the best fun I've had since I moved here - apart from in the Cellar of course. AND I don't hurt today.

You are kidding........... :eyebrow: