The Cellar - Tell us a secret.

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Maybe they're talking about a new punk wig: A Hell Toupee

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 351665)

Weird. I never hear that phrase, and suddenly it's everywhere.

So I guess you didn't understand the title "Hell Toupee" on the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror?

Who, me? Uh, yeah...

Made me think of an old pun, out of a dictionary of puns my mom got for me: Whoever has bills to pay, give it back, Bill needs it.

Ta duh duh

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 351426)

(open) Secret:

Once was on a Caribbean cruise on the same ship as Christine McVie. somewhere there's a picture of a very random looking door, behind which was her stateroom.

I made a mistake. It was not Christine McVie, it was Stevie Nicks. Everytime we saw her on board, she was wearing those ridiculous gigantic dark sunglasses. I don't understand trying to hide behind something that screams "LOOK AT ME".

if she didnt want to be recognzied maybe she should have went on a young singles cruise wearing a t-shirt that said "I am Stevie Nicks"

I really think the only things that give back in life are good sex and a college education.

Sigh. One out of two ain't bad. ;)

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 351367)

she said "tell us a secret" not "tell us a secret exists". spill it!

If something is on Fox, CNN, and the AP Wire, does that make it a secret?

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 348372)

Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.

Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.

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Originally Posted by case (Post 348385)

I really must get myself to that Pagan festival next year.

I must as well... that sounds like great big heaps of fun. ;)

I really should check out nothingland more often...

My secret is if I am given half a chance, I will read one romance novel a day. And reading them really turns me on. :blush:

heres another:

the only reason i bought a ruler, is because i use it as a backscratcher.

+ My name is not really HungLikeJesus or HLJ

I have a secret I am keeping in the Cellar vault. God help me if any of you know the combination.

No Tito, that's not it.

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 348372)

.....and?

It was just getting interesting.