He's sweating? And you like it? ;)

Yes, because he's a zero.

A damn hawt zero (did I say that out loud?) :rolleyes: :bolt:

Well, the poll is closed and it looks like UT has become a NUMBER ONE MAN, followed closely by MIA Brianna with 6 votes. Now here's Shawnee to tell you what you've won...

Shawnee?

(cue theme music)
Shawnee: Thanks Hung (cheesy smile.)
(turns to camera) Thanks to ALL of you who participated. You know, people don't think about what happens behind the scenes (cue slowed down theme music) Yet, there are hundreds of people who make this happen every day. From the guy behind the camera, to the lady who makes sure the green room fridge is stocked: they are all important to this process. Yes, important to us, right Hung?

(camera swings to Hung)

Hung: That's right, Shawnee! And it all comes together on this very...special...night. (Hungs wipes tear from eye.)

Shawnee: I know Hung, it's hard not to get a little choked up. OK, without further adieu, I would like to present to you The Cellar You Would Most Likely Erect A Shrine In Your Own Home To, for 2007...the winner is UNDERTOAD.

(Crowd goes wild. UT sits, teary-eyed and humble as his friends and family crowd around him, patting him on the back, hugging and kissing him.)

Shawnee: You know, it's an honor just to win, but let's face it: the prize part ain't so bad either (winks) UT, here is your prize, chosen especially for you:

(drum roll)

Shawnee: It's a BRAND NEW candy bar!!! But wait! We're going to throw in a life-size carboard cutout of lumberjim, a whale penis, and a make a monkey walk device. You deserve it, you deserve it all, Undertoad.

Thank you all for coming. Good night, and have a great year!

(Run theme music and closing credits)

But Shawnee, we thought that you were the prize.

Gotta win three years in a row to get her.

Thank you, thank you, I... what do you mean it's over?

It says that the poll is closed.

ya wanna hear something funny....?

i voted for brianna with 6 of my sock puppets, tying her with UT. when jinx found out, she voted for tony to put him in front.

i think tha's fookin hysterical......if i hadnt wasted my own vote on myself, i could have made it a tie. foiled by my wife again. she really does ground me, you know..i'd be in jail or in charge of some government without her....i just know it.

why does jinx hate me? is it because...well, because I don't speak with that ridiculous accent, like she does?

why are you buggers still up?

whadja mean? it's morning! chuh! It's nearly nine in the AM!

I appologize for the 'cheese' facor of this. :blush:

Sounds like I'm fricken in love! :o

lol :blush:

lol@sky

Awww, it was sweet. ;)