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footfootfoot 09-18-2006 03:56 PM

Awesome. Whale penis and utlitarian boobs are like the park place and boardwalk of the internet.

Happy Monkey 09-18-2006 04:27 PM

Not quite. I think "penis boobs" outranks them.

Dunno about "utilitarian whale", thiough.

footfootfoot 09-18-2006 07:01 PM

Penis boobs is like having all four railroads. Utilitarian whale is marvin gardens I'm prety sure.

What's free parking?

SteveDallas 09-18-2006 07:10 PM

Erect nipples?

Peeing in the shower has to be there somewhere.

footfootfoot 09-18-2006 07:52 PM

See this new thread: #1

lumberjim 04-13-2007 05:55 PM

i am of the temporary opinion that it is unkind to keep a finance manager waiting after hours while you suckle your young. i know the little fucker has to eat and all, but c'mon. get here before we close if you're gonna pull 'em out in the showroom.

Clodfobble 04-13-2007 06:33 PM

Dude. If you can pull 'em out in the showroom, why can't you pull 'em out in the finance manager's office while paperwork continues?

lumberjim 04-13-2007 06:51 PM

in retrospect....i'm glad she didn't have them out in here. whook!

Hime 04-16-2007 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 260726)
I haven't read all the posts so maybe you all know this already, but I just learned that Victoria's Secret kicked a nursing mother out of one of their dressing rooms and told her to breast feed in the bathroom! I mean, Victoria's Secret for the love of god! They turn a profit based on the tit! What hypocrites!

Disclaimer: I used to work for VS.

I strongly suspect that that was less a modesty issue and more an issue with crowding. During busy hours there can be *long* lines (queues) for those dressing rooms, and it isn't good business to let people use them for purposes that aren't related to shopping. After waiting in line long enough, a lot of those potential customers will just give up and go home empty-handed.

On the actual subject of the thread, I am pro-breastfeeding. I don't mind if guys sexualize boobs (fiance is a huge breast man, and I'm happy to have had an advantage in getting his attention!), but they aren't a sex organ, they are for feeding babies!

While I can understand why the ladies quoted are concerned about their husbands being able to check out naked boobs, I'm sure that most men are more likely to stare at the rack of a woman in a low-cut blouse, tight sweater or bathing suit than that of a busy nursing mother. Am I right, gentlemen?

Sheldonrs 04-17-2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hime (Post 334082)
While I can understand why the ladies quoted are concerned about their husbands being able to check out naked boobs, I'm sure that most men are more likely to stare at the rack of a woman in a low-cut blouse, tight sweater or bathing suit than that of a busy nursing mother. Am I right, gentlemen?

Nope. I like my "women" with small tits and big cocks.

Cloud 04-17-2007 06:31 PM

yay for bewbs!

and babies!

SadistSecret 04-18-2007 07:31 AM

I'm a man, and I don't have a problem with public breastfeeding, but I'm also not gonna stare. It's not my business if a mom wants to feed her kidlet, because I'd much rather have the lady with the weird towel/blanket/whatever over her at the next table than the screaming child.

I don't have any children because I'm not ready for the screaming yet.

Hime 04-18-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 334411)
Nope. I like my "women" with small tits and big cocks.

heh! I didn't mean that all men like boobs, just that most find a woman dressed to impress more alluring than one with 18 years of commitment clamped on. :D

Cloud 04-18-2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SadistSecret (Post 334626)
II don't have any children because I'm not ready for the screaming yet.

no one is ever really prepared

monster 04-18-2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SadistSecret (Post 334626)
I'd much rather have the lady with the weird towel/blanket/whatever over her at the next table than the screaming child.


But what if she refuses to cover the child/boob with a weird towel/blanket/whatever? After all people on solid food do not have to eat undercover....


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