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toranokaze 02-09-2011 06:55 AM

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Sometimes I wonder if what we are doing is right.
Don't worry the world will probably end by then.

safira218 02-25-2011 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Torrere (Post 248563)
I'm not brutal enough to use that as my answering machine message, but it'd be true.

We are born astride the grave ' . In Waiting for Godot somewhere . I forget if it was Vladimir or Estragon .

Clodfobble 02-25-2011 11:16 PM

It was Vladimir. "Astride of a grave, and a difficult birth. Down in the hole, lingeringly, the grave digger puts on the forceps."

(I played Estragon.)

Gravdigr 12-19-2011 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 713387)
..."Astride of a grave, and a difficult birth. Down in the hole, lingeringly, the grave digger puts a roach on the forceps."...

FIFY.

Moving on:
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"All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears--of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required." ~Dave Barry

JBKlyde 12-19-2011 02:03 PM

teach a child to love and he will love to obey - Tim Boone

classicman 12-19-2011 03:59 PM

Thats the second time you've quoted that. Its a truly frightening quote.
Inspirational? :headshake

JBKlyde 12-19-2011 06:19 PM

I don't believe sex you mind as well just chop of my penis and shove it in my ear.

jimhelm 12-19-2011 06:27 PM

Are you saying that you don't believe in sex, and we might as well chop off your penis and shove it in your ear?

Clodfobble 12-19-2011 07:19 PM

Schizophrenic men often have no sex drive:

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Whereas men with schizophrenia frequently lose their sexual drive early in the course of illness and are not likely to be sexually active if their illness is severe, this is generally not true for women. They continue to be interested in relationships and to engage in sexual intercourse.

jimhelm 12-19-2011 07:51 PM

you're gonna hafta cut and paste that article. it wants a log in.

Clodfobble 12-19-2011 10:50 PM

Interesting, that's one of those cases where getting the link from a Google search result will get you the content without a login. Anyway, it was just an abstract, all it said was:

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Whereas men with schizophrenia frequently lose their sexual drive early in the course of illness and are not likely to be sexually active if their illness is severe, this is generally not true for women. They continue to be interested in relationships and to engage in sexual intercourse. Because women with chronic psychosis are seldom employed or well off, their financial need may also lead to the exchange of sex for money. The relative passivity and isolation that accompany schizophrenia are fertile ground for sexual victimization. For these reasons, women with schizophrenia are at special risk not only for unwanted pregnancy but also for sexually transmitted disease. Counseling around these issues is essential.
If you want the whole thing you've gotta get a login to some place that gives access to medical journals: Seeman MV. Women and Schizophrenia. MedGenMed 2(2), 2000.

JBKlyde 12-19-2011 11:23 PM

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Are you saying that you don't believe in sex, and we might as well chop off your penis and shove it in your ear
yes that's what I meant..

and it's not that I don't have a sex drive, it's that's I don't believe in it.. it's not that I've never had sex and it's not that I'll never have sex again.. It's just that never been with a woman who makes me want to make lover to her. I don't even know How to have sex.. I just point the pointer tor ward the hole and move it around the best way I know how.. honestly I'd rather masturbate..

classicman 12-19-2011 11:25 PM

lol - she said Seeman

monster 12-20-2011 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 781552)
yes that's what I meant..

and it's not that I don't have a sex drive, it's that's I don't believe in it.. it's not that I've never had sex and it's not that I'll never have sex again..

um......

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It's just that never been with a woman who makes me want to make lover to her. I don't even know How to have sex.. I just point the pointer tor ward the hole and move it around the best way I know how.. honestly I'd rather masturbate..
^^^that there is pretty much EXACTLY the definition of no sex drive. Wanking is not sex.

monster 12-20-2011 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 781394)
teach a child to love and he will love to obey - Tim Boone

The biggest google hit for Tim Boone is a Urologist. Thank goodness you have no sex drive because you are NOT parent material. You are scary material. You also have no sense of logic which is, I guess, why you ask so many stupid questions. Get the fuck back on your medication and stay away from kids.


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