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cinderella 01-12-2006 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by laebedahs
I never posted my craziest places, did I?

Many times with my wife (was girlfriend then) in her room with the door wide open and her parents in the next one, the living room. We would do it when her parents were playing video games (they loved playing Mario Kart 64), usually doggy style because it was easiest to recover from.

Many times her going down on me while I'm driving a 5 speed manual Ford Escort LX. If you think it's hard to drive while getting a bj, imagine having to shift gears, too.

Many times on my waterbed in my parent's basement. It was a free-flowing waterbed, so very, very noisy.

On my parent's back porch while a party was going on (my 18th birthday party), her bent over with me standing, drunk.


We were never caught from any of these. Good times (well, the sex anyways).

talking about pure LUCK? hahaha...

plthijinx 01-12-2006 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas
Did the fact that it was an affluent neighborhood add to the frisson? "Oh yesss!! It makes me soo hot when you lower rich peoples' property values!"

:lol2: just :lol2: !!!!!

laebedahs 01-16-2006 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by cinderella
talking about pure LUCK? hahaha...

Now that I think about it, driving while receiving a bj were the best bjs ever. We never did it in daylight, always at night, but the combination of the thought of being discovered along with not actually concentrating or worrying getting off, just enjoying it while I drove, was great.

Sometimes I think her parents just turned a blind eye if they caught us in the act. I mean, they couldn't be that absorbed in their games, could they?

greatkaven 01-19-2006 09:28 AM

In the park late at night under a swingset. My buddy was pissed becauce he had to keep watch for us.

dov 01-25-2006 02:39 AM

Cloakroom, (I think, 70’s, ludes, it’s a blur) of a very busy club. I seem to remember feeling mink, or the equivalent of.

I vote Nightsong’s Graveyard, 2am, on top of a raised crypt, number one.

How I envy her

chimmichunga 01-25-2006 09:11 AM

Around the 40 yard line of a football field.

yesman065 01-30-2006 11:15 AM

Broad Daylight drivin in noontime traffic on a busy road & receiving a BJ was one :mg: , in my car (Nissan Altima) at the parking lot of an Acme around dusk once the windows were all fogged and the lights from the other cars just kept flashing by. Those are my two most memorable and they both happened within the last 2 months with "Miss Undecided". See my other posts if you care to know that story..... ;)

Aliantha 01-30-2006 05:48 PM

When I was in my early 20's I used to party with a group of people (a couple of whom are still good friends today) but there was never much romance between any of us. There was this one guy in the group that I lusted after and the feelings were mutual as we discovered during one of those, "I dare you", "No, I dare YOU!", type conversations. In the end, we snuck off in the car and found a quiet spot and did the deed. It happened to be on a creek bank which consisted of coarse sand.

Anyway, we were both feeling pretty pleased with ourselves when we returned to the group a couple of hours later. We weren't drunk, so I'm not sure why we thought we'd get away with it, and unfortunately, neither of us had really looked closely at our knees (he was in board shorts and I was in a skirt). We both had quite obvious gravel rash which gave the rest of the crew something to hoot about for the rest of the night.

That was the first of many 'nature bonks' for he and I. We also did the cemetary thing which was absolutely tittilating. Under a water tower. Down my mother's backyard. In the car. On a bench next to a different watercourse.

berndk 03-20-2006 07:09 PM

Many nice memories:

1) In a club with plenty of people around, her sitting on me, opening my zipper and voila.
2) In a moving train that had individual compartments, her completely naked, facing the window, and me behind her. We went through a station at relativeley slow speed.
3) Many Bjs in the car, both driving and in parking lot.
4) Parked on a busy street, got a Bj from a girl I met for the first time that night.
5) In an apartment outdoor jaccuzi at midnight. There were a couple of people on balconies that saw us.

xoxoxoBruce 03-21-2006 08:48 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, berndk.:D

SouthOfNoNorth 03-28-2006 10:05 AM

in the shower stall of bathroom in a national park, water running. there was an employee cleaning the bathroom about 15 feet away from us. he actually got suspicious and came up to the door of the stall, whereupon i had to hide her feet by wrapping them around me and holding her there for a while. that was a good time.

several door open-bj in her room-parents 10 feet away in the living room episodes with an old girlfriend. i still don't know how we got away with those, or even if we did.

i had a nice make out session with some partial nudity with three girls in the bathroom of a coffee house i used to work in. wasn't planned, either. i went in and took a piss, was washing my hands when the door banged open and they came in. i had seen each of them before and they were big flirts, although this night i'm pretty sure they were on ex or something. i cherish that moment. bonus points: the girl that i was dating at the time was waiting for me at a table in the coffee shop. "what took you so long?" "umm......"

Stress Puppy 03-28-2006 04:02 PM

On a picnic table under a pavilion in a park during a thunderstorm.

edit: Or maybe the BJ on the highway to New Jersey, during another thunderstorm, at night. It was a 'thank you' for doing the scary driving.

NZLcyclist 04-20-2006 03:22 AM

The Auckland Domain.. the parks area that wraps itself around the Auckland museum... hmm fun times indeed... looks like you lot here at the Cellar realy know how to have fun!

twentycentshift 04-20-2006 07:35 PM

on a trampoline.

also, i got head in cave once.........

SteveDallas 04-20-2006 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by twentycentshift
on a trampoline.

Tell us more, please.... there's got to be a story there.


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