okay, I know! How about those commercials for "vaginal restructuring." Be a virgin again!

A virgin again? Who the hell would want that? That's akin to wanting your wisdom teeth to grow back and needing them pulled again.

No no, scrambled is fine. Creamed eggs are like... well, imagine egg gravy. It's usually served on toast.

Ugh, wait, I found a picture.

That looks quite disgusting.

All it needs is some garnish...a sprig of parsley or two, maybe some pimento strips for more color...

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/knudsen2/7.html

eggs mornay is pretty good, with a swiss cheese sauce.

Finally!!!! Other people that think similarly to me regarding kiwis!!

The firm little hairy things....I'm drawn to them, but repulsed at the same time.

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Sure, just as I was thinking 'gee, I like creamed chipped beef so maybe creamed eggs would be good' you hit us with this! Damn, it looks so life-like, too.

Ewww, those wet-type farts are just wrong wrong wronggggg!!

and really inconvenient.

Of course I should have labelled that picture Colonic Collapse Disorder to sneak in a clone thread within a thread......

You know what? After that image, I may never eat SOS again.

SOS?

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What does that say, Ib?