ah, shaddup - you're just pissed at UT cause he made you shorten your name from BigViagrachewinglimpdick.

*what is this fascination with my dick?*
Listen l123, there's no need to worry about TNIP. I'm sure you'll be able to find plenty of porn. Good luck typing with one hand.

At least I didn't need a stepladder to reach puberty.

Cock.

The usual trite remark from an XX.

Give me my rib back. And clean your apartment.

I don't know what an XX is...
Duck!! because something is flying over your head- I called him a cock because it's another word for rooster.
And put the news back together.

yeah, well staceyv is another word for assmunch

hey, mrnoodle, is it true you go soft and limp in the presence of heat and moisture?

must be lonely...

Please curtail your obvious need to ride another man's jock with your face.

Why? Afraid you'll bump into him?

Calling you a sadistic, beastial, necrophile would be beating a dead horse.

Perhaps but it doesn't take me an entire freakin' month to take ONE picture.

wow, beestie - that's 2 good ones. how did you tear yourself away from Playgirl for that long?

Who knows, but it got you to tear yourself away from your "Husky Lumberjacks" edition.

too true.

BTW, how much longer are you going to borrow the back issues from 94-97?