:::ring-ring::: Hello? Millennial Committee? We got a Cancellation here.

Oh my gawd, I lost it.

Can't take credit, that came out on a Artie Lange / Gilbert Gottfried podcast that happened recently. :D

3 minutes in

Artie's face belongs on Mt Rushmore.

Right above the words "Not even once."

I wonder just how much coke/horse/meth it takes to achieve that visage...

I tried one of those new apples the other evening...The Cosmic Crisp.

A very nice apple. Firm, sweet. Almost too firm. They're a cross between a Honeycrisp and an Enterprise (I think). One article I read said they'll keep for up to a year.

I sprinkled a little salt on it, it was very good.

Only Washington will be growing them, for the next 10 years anyway.

Your link says “ It is said to be the largest campaign in apple industry history,[15] and will include payments to social media influencers .”

How much are they paying you?

I'll never tell.

Sometimes the conversation gets confusing when people use different terms while thinking of the same thing. This should help with color.

Newbituary.

A portmanteau for a thread mourning a poster who jumped in with gusto and promise and then promptly disappeared.

My favorite portmanteau is Tryping.

I wonder if Harry and Meghan will be looking for mercenaries to help manage the tabloids. I could do some moonlighting.

He may have something there, right now times are good compared to earlier human history, and man is at his worst. :idea:

Dr appointment later. I think he's gonna let me outta bed.

:fingerx:

:concerned-face:

I've been graduated to the recliner.

Baby steps, I reckon.

I'm driving to the river this afternoon. Slowly, and as smoothly as I can. GOTTA get outta this house!

He didn't say which reclining seat, now that I think about it...:D