The internet just isn't ready to deal with the reality of my wang.

I didn't realize that you lived at the bottom of a mine.

They were really good quality computers. It's a shame they didn't catch on.

They were easy to handle, and solid. But they could not grow.

Lisa gets the attention of everyone on the bus.

Lisa: Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him?

[Everyone laughs]

Jimbo: Hey, where's your diaper, baby? [pulls down Bart's pants]

Martin: Thank goodness he's drawn attention away from my shirt. ["Wang Computers"]

I think there have been as many male nipples as female nipples posted.

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Nipple count completed, list below:

1 x Mr Noodle
1 x UT
1 X LJ (should be 0.5 as inverted!)
1 x Zippy (distance shot - being generous including it)
1 x Spode
2 x Yesman (too hairy to see, but again being generous)
1 x Rkzenrage
2 x Ibram (lighting almost oscure 1 of these)

3 x LabRat
1 x SG
1 x Ali
1 x Ducks
6 x Brianna

I think you will agree the ladies win hands down. AND the quality of nippleage is better. I think we need some more male nipple shots (or pref topless) to redress the balance.

The Cellar: Equal opportunity nipples
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the cellar: is it too late to get this tag line on the t-shirt?

The Cellar: we'll either buttfuck you in the mouth or totally dismiss you as stupid and irrelevant.

Ok, being wrong, grasping for straws, and back peddling as quickly as I can, I'll rephrase it and say "more males have shown nipplage than females". I'd also like to comment that counting all the nipples should be added to the thread where everybody says how they like all their towels facing the same way, and stuff. :p

...AND...

LOL spexx!

Cellar: threads with high nipple counts

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