No, Uis.
No, no, no, no, no.

The statue, yes. It really made me laugh (Kids in the Hall anyone?)
The clown, no. It frightened my eyes.
Never again please, it was very wrong.

I R Sry Dwlr. Won'tz Do Agen. :o

Thank you.
I don't think you understand how powerful these images are.

I will switch off this laptop tonight, but there is every possibility that when I am asleep in my bed, the little green light will come on OF ITS OWN ACCORD and the laptop will power up.

I have wireless connection here - the internet access will connect with NO NEED FORA PASSWORD.

I have Remember Me flagged, I'll be signed on WHILE STILL SLEEPING

And before you know it... in the dead of night... what will be on the screen? An evil clown. What will be pressing its face out, distorting the screen like Saran Wrap? An evil clown. What will be heaving itself over thekeboard, ready to climb the stairs and poke my eyes out with its lttle thumbs? Yes. An evil clown.

And it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.

Just so you know.

Dwarf clowns should not look Pamplona runners in the shin.- W.A.S.

OK, here are a couple of quick ones to get SG's mind off that fella who won't even be mentioned.
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Aah thank you
I love me some fresh fucking pineapples :)

:lol:
Always at your service, milady.

I thought the WTF on that ad was the Lay's Chips and the Chicken Breasts ...

Shows how much I fucking know.

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/...amburger_4.jpg

Supersize anyone? :D

That's Tim Curry as Pennywise the Clown, in the TV adaptation of Stephen King's IT.

I liked It's true form better; a giant spider. (couldn't find a picture)

There were also scenes cut from the movie where It took the forms of a mummy, a giant sparrow, and a lycan.

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as a side note - i hope fresh doesn't get mad

Clowns are Evil
 

I can't find any pics to go with it, but "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" is a must-see!

I don't remember where the pic below came from - but there's more if you want it!

Is it any wonder sooooooo many of us are scared of clowns????

Scared? Ha, I laugh at clowns! Er, what I meant was.....

Now that clown scares me.

Yep. All clown are from hell. :devil: :D

That cheese looks Asian!

Not a clown, but still scary!
 

Eeeeeeeehh!

The following pics are - After & WTF?:

After:

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WTF?:

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my nose hurts so bad now.:thepain3:

no running with scis... errr... forks!

OMG! Scrolling down to see that. Gah!

What the fork, that had to hurt.

that kid was ALL forked up.

white boy speak with forked... nose.

I see the lad is there with, presumably, his mother. I hope she isn't responsible. Otherwise, she'd be a real motherforker.

OMG, that poor little kid. That makes my tummy squeamish!!

My nose looked like that once when I stopped to smell a brose.

Smelled a bro's what? No wonder he forked ya.

your ass-sniffing days are numbered, Fido.

No no no no no!
 

No no no no no - it was a rose with a bee in it! (and yes - I have been saving that lame joke since elementary school)

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...lythoughts.jpg

From here:
http://dresdencodak.com/cartoons/dc_013.htm

Not much to add to this one...

That...is.......


FUCKING BRILLIANT!

appropriate. :D

Fu Man Gouda

Dad of the year!

Reminds me of the Jurassic House episode of Monster House.

Here's that Dad of the year.

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For Real?

When my kid has gas, she eats ALONE!

Great ad placement
 

Yahoo strikes again!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Silly gooses, I can't believe Sam The World's Ugliest Dog has never been an IOTD! (or if he has, none of you recognized him...) Here's his website
http://samugliestdog.com/
and his blog! No, really..
http://samugliestdog.typepad.com/blog/

(He showed up twice in here, yeah I just read all 3k+ posts...only took two days. Great stuff!)

Ahem

http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=8776