Wasn't Imhotep born on April the 4th of September?

It's a trick question... Imhotep wasn't "born"

Terry Crews is fucking hysterical.

I would have gotten the second question right if I knew how much peaces per pound

Is it just me, or could these two girls be the same girl?

The bugger won't embed
have a look at this bet it hurt like hell


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB136BPHmaQ

ow ow ow

Is teh juiceh.

still can't believe it didn't break her frigging nose.

Saw that on Tosh.0.

A pair of my girlfriends is going for the screen test for The Amazing Race this week. They are hoping that a professional psychic (who runs a haunted house over halloween) and a retired naval officer will be sufficiently quirky to get on the show. If they make it, I'll be housesitting for the naval officer.

I sent them the video.