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John 07-18-2007 02:29 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...cken-ninja.jpg

Uisge Beatha 07-20-2007 07:19 PM

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DucksNuts 07-20-2007 07:47 PM

I was kinda like....meh what? then I saw his pants...eww...ewww...ewwww

Sheldonrs 07-20-2007 10:11 PM

Maybe he's a UPS driver. "What can brown do for you?".

bluecuracao 07-20-2007 10:12 PM

Oh gross.

Sheldon, glad to see you're back again!

Sheldonrs 07-20-2007 10:19 PM

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Oh gross.

Sheldon, glad to see you're back again!

Thanks. Glad to be back. Can't post during the day anymore with my new job. But it's a great job so... :-)

Flint 07-21-2007 10:28 PM

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Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet
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"Our research indicates that live human brains are not merely the cornerstone of a healthy diet; they are, in fact, the only food an active adult zombie should consume at all," Rossum said during a press conference at the institute, located at the State University of New York at Stony Brook. "A daily three-pound serving of brains supplies all the vital sugars, neurons, and ganglia essential to promoting zombie fitness and slowing the decomposition process."

Flint 07-21-2007 10:31 PM

btw: is that Christian Slater in post #3364 (poopy pants) ...? I wondered what he's been up to

TheMercenary 07-23-2007 09:11 AM

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btw: is that Christian Slater in post #3364 (poopy pants) ...? I wondered what he's been up to

What ever it is, he has obviously been scared shitless.

busterb 07-23-2007 07:45 PM

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Crack filler.

glatt 07-24-2007 09:30 AM

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Did you see the new bridge they got in Turkey? Just go through the rear door and out the front.

John 07-24-2007 12:46 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ls2/catvac.jpg

Clodfobble 07-24-2007 06:48 PM

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From here: a Cthulhu Dildo cozy!

Mayor of Shekou 07-24-2007 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 367487)

Is he using a Flowbee to neuter that poor cat?!

DucksNuts 07-24-2007 10:18 PM

That cat is kinky.

John 07-25-2007 07:51 PM

It's a prep for a standard spay/neuter, with an anesthetised cat.

And since it's the Random Pics thread, I give you this guy:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../fisttrain.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...5/fistgrab.jpg

It's from here:
http://community.livejournal.com/ran...le=mine#cutid1

wolf 07-26-2007 12:34 AM

I shall be the first one to say, you gotta hand it to him, might as well all give him a big hand.

I'm very sorry about that.

I couldn't help it.

Sleep deprivation.

xoxoxoBruce 07-26-2007 04:31 AM

Is that a big hand or is he a dick?

Uisge Beatha 07-26-2007 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Is that a big hand or is he a dick?

I'd say the latter, since that is definitely a Rosie Palm.

John 07-26-2007 01:52 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...condMain/1.jpg

Shawnee123 07-26-2007 02:31 PM

That's the little engine that could. It really could. I mean really, really could. Damn straight. That's right. Don't look at it like it couldn't!

Flint 07-26-2007 02:37 PM

Dude must be a big Mad Max fan...

xoxoxoBruce 07-26-2007 04:16 PM

I wonder what the license plate is?

Uisge Beatha 07-26-2007 04:39 PM

License plate? I got your license plate right here!

:D

jester 07-26-2007 04:45 PM

maybe - cmgtsom

rkzenrage 07-26-2007 04:49 PM

Looks like one of the Max trucks from the second movies.

jester 07-26-2007 04:53 PM

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Uh yeah, only in TN - not anyone I know:headshake

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John 07-26-2007 11:14 PM

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1106#more-1106

License is visible in the last pic.

xoxoxoBruce 07-27-2007 01:27 AM

Oh, so it's Russian. I'm guessing it's actually a working truck, with an unconventional owner, given the expense of keeping it on the road.

Undertoad 07-27-2007 07:42 AM

megaweapon!

John 07-27-2007 12:25 PM

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/5324/hanks2lb6.jpg

Elspode 07-28-2007 12:20 AM

Anybody else think those saurians look distinctly Seussian?

Elspode 07-28-2007 12:22 AM

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Uh yeah, only in TN - not anyone I know:headshake

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The funny part is that they actually live in the limo.

jester 07-30-2007 09:58 AM

I know:p

Flint 07-30-2007 10:16 PM

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BrianR 07-30-2007 10:48 PM

BANE!

Behave yourself!

HungLikeJesus 07-30-2007 11:11 PM

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He must be allergic to bee stings. Or else his belt is way too tight.

RellikLaerec 07-30-2007 11:46 PM

Isn't that the guy who's arms exploded? His skin would tear from the strain! That's just sickening to look at. You think he uses the juice? :lol:

DucksNuts 07-31-2007 12:27 AM

Road Trip Anyone?????

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...72007-2547.jpg

He added some heavy-duty chain for extra support on the tailgate (note that he used the "Heavy-Duty 'S' hooks to attach the chain)
He also paid-up for some BIG 5/16 sheetmetal screws to attach the frame to the tailgate.

Yeah, he knows it's overkill, but he didn't want the possibility of having an accident.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...72007-254E.jpg

Much of his time was spent on his front porch whittling down that MASSIVE 4x4 board to fit precisely into the ball mount receiver.

Also note that he used a 14" piece of 1x4 to help distribute the load more evenly--"YOU CAN"T BE TOO SAFE, YOU KNOW!!".

It cost a little more, but you just can't be too safe when pulling a trailer of this magnitude !!".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...72007-2555.jpg

BrianR 07-31-2007 07:46 AM

Too bad none of that will really stand up to the forces that will eventually tear off that trailer and 5th wheel assembly. Once you put that rig in motion, there are all kinds of side-stresses and such that he hasn't counted on.

If he were a true redneck, he'd have a heavy-duty pickup anyway.

People just plain scare me sometimes.

Brian

John 07-31-2007 02:25 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nife-fight.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 07-31-2007 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR (Post 369989)
Too bad none of that will really stand up to the forces that will eventually tear off that trailer and 5th wheel assembly.

This was probably one of those, you can have it if you move it, deals.

@John, you are the King of WTF.

Drax 07-31-2007 03:30 PM

http://kyra-mike.net/blog/ernie-bert-wtf.jpg

Shawnee123 07-31-2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 370135)

I think these were photoshopped. :lol:

Mayor of Shekou 07-31-2007 09:36 PM

Shopped? No way!
 
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 370167)
I think these were photoshopped. :lol:

No way! Look at the shadows - they're perfect. Nobody could do that good a job photoshopping them.

John 08-01-2007 11:03 AM

http://pics.livejournal.com/carriehe...0bg59/s320x240

John 08-01-2007 11:04 AM

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...corona_jpg.jpg

Flint 08-01-2007 11:05 AM

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Baby Pac-Mans, w/ umbilical cords still attached.

Uisge Beatha 08-01-2007 11:14 AM

:eek2: No, Flint, it's the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Run for your lives!! :worried:

Uisge Beatha 08-01-2007 12:05 PM

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jester 08-01-2007 12:12 PM

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We ain't taking Grandpa anywhere!

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Flint 08-01-2007 03:27 PM

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John 08-02-2007 10:00 AM

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...m/manixgel.jpg

TheMercenary 08-02-2007 01:58 PM

Johnny Deck Chair.

Pie 08-02-2007 09:47 PM

We think this is safe for work. Technically, all the bad words are bleeped. YMMV.

Elspode 08-02-2007 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 370167)
I think these were photoshopped. :lol:

I shouldn't...no, I really shouldn't say it...but...but...willpower...leaving me.

This is an artist's rendering of Michael Vick's eventual sentence once he's convicted of dogfighting.

Uisge Beatha 08-04-2007 12:19 AM

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Uisge Beatha 08-04-2007 12:28 AM

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Deuce 08-04-2007 02:18 PM

dwarf clowns are scary enough, but jeesuzz, how big is his date? Her hip bones scrape the bottoms of the cupboards!!

You've heard: nose to nose his toes are in it, and toes to toes his nose is in it. That's them, right there.

xoxoxoBruce 08-04-2007 06:59 PM

His knees are bent and that's her shoulders.


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