We are watching a DVD of the Nutcracker. The scene where Dewdrop id dancing with her man is on the screen; he's wearing the typical tights and cod-piece outfit.

mm: He looks like he has a huge penis.
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
(The male dancer twirls Dewdrop and turns around)
mm: You can see his butt cheeks.
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
mm: How come he's not wearing any underwear?
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
mm: Well, he can't hear me anyway.

:lol:

What, no "Nut cracker" jokes?

Give her another year or two, she's only 5.5mm

Very funny!

Latest mispronunciation based on only ever coming across a word in written form:

Eee-wee. It's a female sheep. Thor was looking upthe word TUP to see if he could play it in the game we were playing.

Fabulous!


Sent by thought transference

Here's a funny one. Tonight I was cuddling Eva and she fell asleep in my arms, so I was just sitting there enjoying the peace and snuggles when she started giggling. In her sleep. Then she woke herself up. Looked at me. Giggled a bit more. Then went back to sleep. Too funny, and waaay to cute for words. :)

The kids were down at the breakfast table and I hear the mm say to her brother, "Mom ROCKS. She bought a new box of donut seeds and maple syrup."

(donut seeds = Cheerios)

:D

Awww, man. Sleep giggles. Pound-for-pound worth one gazillion times more than pure diamonds.

still funny when they're 14 and asleep on the sofa trying to read a set book. the fight was funnier, tho'

Minifobette loves brussels sprouts (that part actually belongs in the happy thread.) However, she insists that they are called "pretzel sprouts."

Always makes me think of "doughnut seeds."

Pretzel sprouts. I can work with that. :)

Minifob's birthday party was this past weekend (I'll get around to posting a picture of the somewhat-less-expensive cake eventually.) One of his classmates said with a grin, "No offense, but this cake is even better than the birthday cake I had!"

I told him I would never take offense at that, and he shrugged and said, "I dunno, my mom did."

*snort*