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Gravdigr 10-03-2019 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1039397)
And very long penises. Penii.
COCKS!

monster 10-03-2019 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1039397)
And very long penises. Penii.
Peniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

Carruthers 10-04-2019 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 1039385)
I have decided to become a duck. This weather is apparently nice for them, plus they have some really cool tape for fixing things.
Ducks? Don't mention ducks.

I am from Aylesbury after all. :)

xoxoxoBruce 10-04-2019 12:40 PM
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Carruthers 10-04-2019 03:57 PM
That's the chap! :thumb:

Gravdigr 10-17-2019 06:30 PM
Aflac, is that you?

My buddy had a duck. It's name was Aflac.

Gravdigr 10-17-2019 06:32 PM
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The name choice, Benjamin Franklin Plumbing, is the result of a market survey of 1,600 residential service customers that found most customers see plumbers as honest, frugal and hardworking. We differentiate ourselves from all other plumbing companies by our unique message to the marketplace.
Differentiating themselves from the "honest, frugal and hardworking" plumbers?:eyebrow:

Gravdigr 10-18-2019 12:10 PM
I found a pack of really old walnuts in the pantry.

♪ ♫The squrls, the squrls, they love me!♪ ♫[/HeavyD]

Griff 10-24-2019 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1040032)
Differentiating themselves from the "honest, frugal and hardworking" plumbers?:eyebrow:
noted

Gravdigr 10-24-2019 06:19 PM
Some tugnut DHL driver just argued with me over the name of the street I live on.:eyebrow:

I told him he wanted the next street over and he asked "Are you sure? Cuz the sign at the end of this street says The Street He Wanted." The sign does not say The Street He Wanted, it says Another Street.

Me: "I've lived here off and on for 35 years, I'm pretty sure. And the sign at the end of this street says Another Street".

And then I watched him drive to a house on the exact opposite side of the block, go to the door w/a package, and then come back to his van without a package.

I guess I was right. Go figger.

Gravdigr 10-24-2019 06:23 PM
Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious.

I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure."

monster 10-24-2019 10:05 PM
No-one ever says to Pologirl "hey I just noticed your eyes are different colors" ...they always say "Do you know..."

monster 10-24-2019 10:10 PM
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....and she is Pologirl again -just sent me this.... awwww

Griff 10-25-2019 06:15 AM
What a cool gal. Does she know her eyes...

limey 10-25-2019 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1040342)
Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious.

I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure."
When spelling out my surname which is spelled other than you would expect I had someone ask me if I was sure there's no "e" on the end. Yep.

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