Hey, I have a t-shirt with that Salvador Dali cartoon on it!

legumes.

sheesh, people.

AHA! Chicken-egg humor FAIL!

:eyebrow:

Takes 21 days from laid egg to hatch - no more, no less. 21 days, every time.

Nyeah!! :p:

Could be an Osprey, not a chicken. You chicken-ist.

Well, except that osprey eggs are speckled. So, no.

dammit!

Glinda's link isnt working for me, but ...

Are you sure about that? 'cause I recall reading that a hen will lay one egg per day until her clutch is complete, then the eggs (by means of some inter-egg communication) all hatch on the same day. This would mean that they cannot all take the same number of days.

I can't be arsed looking this up though. Anyone?

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Think of the baby chicks.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey Glinda

You know, when geese fly in a V? Have you ever noticed that when they do that the number of geese on each side is never the same? Do you know why?




















Geese can't count.

What makes you think chickens can? HA!

:notworthy

I helped his smile a little bit, but, he looked preety happy anyhow.