Post person of negotiable affection.

you can't analyze post-whoredom. You must experience it!

I didn't know whether to post this story here or in the What's Making You Happy Today thread. Obviously went with here:

Did you know... that in the classic children's book Goodnight Moon, the telephone is the only item named in the room that is never said "goodnight" to? Drives me nuts every damn time we read it.

And what's more, there's a perfectly good place for it in the scansion, currently held by the useless "Goodnight nobody" with a blank page for artwork. I've given very serious thought to drawing a little telephone there and changing the words.

I hate that book. It annoyed me when Lil Lookout had it. It really annoys me now that he reads it to 2.0.

I am so tired.
I'm tempted to go home and just go to sleep.

Sadly, I know if I do, I'll wake up by about 23.00 and then not be able to sleep. Damn not being able to buy effective sleeping pills OTC! I'd like to have the indulgence of falling asleep now without the payoff of being awake late.

Buy some Benedryl tablets...they will make you drowsy.

Tylenol PM. I would love to go home right now and pop a couple and fall asleep!

I went to a sumo wrestling tournament. I enjoyed it, especially after learning of some of the traditions and rituals that surround the sport, and I am very grateful that the wrestlers who would grab their opponent's loincloth (mawashi?) did not actually pull them off.

The hotel room has a Washlet device on the toilet bowl that has the words Spray, Bidet, Wash, Stop on the buttons along with some curious illustrations of backsides. I have never used a bidet before and this looks a bit startling, and it gives me pause every time I go in there. So am I missing something grand and fun, or is this just something too far out of my experience to ever appreciate?

I don't know, sweets, but that sounds like far too much technology for a bathroom to me lol

As a laydee, let me tell you that sitting on a bidet the wrong way round is a far more rewarding way to spend your time.

Psst... Sweetwater .... the Japanese toilet report.

Watch out for the giant ladybug robot though.

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That Washlet is much like the one here! And I saw a squatter - we were in line and the older woman ahead of me was next. She opened the door and backed up so I went up and reversed gears. Third woman took it. I'd try it sometime but not with a line of anxious people waiting!
BTW, I also take pix of bathrooms in different places. I thought our fancy hotel bidet was funny until we moved to a B&B in Florence. There was a hand-held sprayer piped from the water inlet, and a shower curtain to serve as a wall. Funny stuff.