You know, I wonder if I should have not introduced them to the world of hobo killin'. Was that wrong?

Are hobos sentient? I always thought they were somewhere South of rabbits but North of Cockroaches.

Kid in my class talking very intently at breakfast: "There's no such thing as magic." 5 second pause. "Except flying reindeer."

Covering all his bases, I see! :)

Lil' Pete may be a nerd. Coming out from under anesthesia for oral surgery today she makes the following appeal transcribed by the Mrs. : "My tongue is trying to kill me. The Starks will take care of it cause its a Lanister, a God Damn Mother Fucking Lanister."

Ahh the innocence of youth.

While my nephew was changing clothes to go to school, my sister saw him tugging on his underwear. She asked him what's wrong, if he peed on his undies, and does he want to change it. He replied, "It's okay. It's already dry." I had to laugh out loud. My sister made him change his underwear. :lol:

Eeiiw. :lol:

My nephew, five and a bit: "Dad, do dinosaurs have epiglottises?"

That's really sad; he's five and no one's told him that dinosaurs are extinct. It's going to be worse the longer you wait to tell him.

Worse, they've promised him a torosaur for Christmas.

Like he'd actually walk it after two weeks.

Poor thing will go the way of the mastodon.

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY MASTODON???

That Mastodon is a liar!

Anyone who would introduce an innocent mastodon into the terrifying Australian ecosystem needs a visit from the SPCA.